Blow Job Week

The week often referred to by women as "that time of the month."

This week is dedicated to replace sex with blow jobs for the duration of a woman's period. Women who abide by this week are keepers ;)

Man "Hey babe, lets have sex"
Woman "Sorry but it is Blow Job Week."
Man "You are truly the best, I Love You."

by TheHoneyBadger09 February 20, 2012

low blow

an unfair maneuver (from an earlier term used to describe hitting a man in his crotch)

Bringing my mom into an arument like that is such a low blow.

by Light Joker February 4, 2007

blow chow

To vomit explosively, particularly after eating a meal. Use of the term "blow chow" is particularly applicable when describing the act of vomiting undigested or semi-digested food matter.

"That 3-week old macaroni I found in the fridge made me blow chow."

by Lboogie August 16, 2007

blow yourself

The act of putting you own oral orphice on your own genitals and sucking Passionately.

Man 1: you sir can go blow yourself
Man 2: hmmm thats quite interesting. I might have to try putting my oral orphice on my own genitals, the wife never does.

by king $hittalk September 20, 2016

bacon blow job

Fellatio performed on a penis wrapped in bacon. A good way to get your girl interested in morning sex. WARNING: Ensure the bacon has cooled down before use.

My girlfriend hates morning sex, but she's happy to give me a bacon blow job.

by BaconMakesEverythingBetter June 23, 2010

colon blow

A derogatory term for bran flakes, so used because of that particular cereal's tendency to forcibly expel the entire contents of your bowels.

I'm gonna pour me a big-ol' bowl of colon blow... clear off the pot, Ma, cuz I'll be needin' it soon!

by Uukla the Mok December 6, 2002

colon blow

exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut

grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door

by paul September 20, 2004