Bruce Lee was the son of a famous comedian and actor who from a very early age was performing fake 'Screen Martial Arts' on stage and in some early black and white films. As Bruce got older he realised he wasnt any different from any other Hong Kong stunt man and there was no way he could compete with the likes of Jakie Chan who was prepared to jump of buildings n shit for real.
So Bruce decided to become a cha-cha dance teacher so he could get close to blonde American women. After years of hard dance training he finaly won the 1955 Hong Kong cha-cha dance championship. This was to be the only time Bruce competed in any kind of tournament.
A few months later Bruce got in a fight and had to be sent to America by his parents so he didnt get hurt .
When Bruce realised that no one in America knows anything at all about real Martial Arts he starts to teach a made up 'fighting system' that contains no moves, no form or kata that was realy a 'screen martial arts' system designed to be easy to teach actors with no fight experience to enable them look good in a fight scene. Many people have been fooled by the advertising agencies and people pretending to be instructors into thinking this was a serious fighting style and spend vast amounts of money buying books and tribute videos and TShirts and never understanding JKD for what it was supposed to be in the first place. Bruce eventually started to believe his own bullshit until eventually one day his brain started to swell and he died.
Oh yeah and he made a few movies in china to..
So Bruce decided to become a cha-cha dance teacher so he could get close to blonde American women. After years of hard dance training he finaly won the 1955 Hong Kong cha-cha dance championship. This was to be the only time Bruce competed in any kind of tournament.
A few months later Bruce got in a fight and had to be sent to America by his parents so he didnt get hurt .
When Bruce realised that no one in America knows anything at all about real Martial Arts he starts to teach a made up 'fighting system' that contains no moves, no form or kata that was realy a 'screen martial arts' system designed to be easy to teach actors with no fight experience to enable them look good in a fight scene. Many people have been fooled by the advertising agencies and people pretending to be instructors into thinking this was a serious fighting style and spend vast amounts of money buying books and tribute videos and TShirts and never understanding JKD for what it was supposed to be in the first place. Bruce eventually started to believe his own bullshit until eventually one day his brain started to swell and he died.
Oh yeah and he made a few movies in china to..
by 2xRDA May 22, 2007
When anyone, male or female, does something rather good, you shout across the room - "GOOD ON YA BRUCE!"
Sally throws a book at the teacher.
Karl shouts out when the class are meant to be in silence, Good on ya Bruce!
Karl shouts out when the class are meant to be in silence, Good on ya Bruce!
by Shauni May 06, 2007
chrisitian... i mean Bruce Wayne.
by Galvaman April 26, 2016
The kind of flexing that many skinny, toned people do. The flex shows definitions within the muscle, but no real bulk. eg. the chest may look defined and expanded, but no bulk/beefyness to it much like how Bruce Lee flexs in his movies (but is still a beast)
by StephonST June 23, 2008
The world's greatest martial artist.....
also the only pupil to survive under Chuck Norris.
Fact:
Bruce Lee's real name is Buer LeCe. He was a Frenchman.
In 1964, Buer entered Chuck Norris' one-day boot camp along with 9 others who had the guts to do it.
At the end of the camp, Buer was the only one standing.
To merit his effort, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Buer's face at the speed of Norris (he would've done it bearfooted but he kept his shoes on because Buer was French) and Buer's entire physique changed into a yellow-skinned Asian. In addition, the kick was so powerful that Buer's name got jumbled into spelling "Bruce Lee."
Shocked and honored, Buer - now Bruce - moved to Hollywood to try to mimic Chuck's moves.
When Chuck found out, he disguised Bruce's death and brought him to be work in his kitchen.
also the only pupil to survive under Chuck Norris.
Fact:
Bruce Lee's real name is Buer LeCe. He was a Frenchman.
In 1964, Buer entered Chuck Norris' one-day boot camp along with 9 others who had the guts to do it.
At the end of the camp, Buer was the only one standing.
To merit his effort, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Buer's face at the speed of Norris (he would've done it bearfooted but he kept his shoes on because Buer was French) and Buer's entire physique changed into a yellow-skinned Asian. In addition, the kick was so powerful that Buer's name got jumbled into spelling "Bruce Lee."
Shocked and honored, Buer - now Bruce - moved to Hollywood to try to mimic Chuck's moves.
When Chuck found out, he disguised Bruce's death and brought him to be work in his kitchen.
by Thomassssssssssssssssssss April 25, 2007
by Buttered Quayle November 22, 2021
Crack head bruce is a kind caring incredibly stupid and beautiful loser and is lost without crack head betty in there life you are lucky to know her/him boom she likes to yell at people to get there cold feet off her and she don’t like Gucci or Louie she’s a dollar general type of gal and she loves to pick pocket oh and she absolutely LOVES to kick old people downstairs . Oh and crack head bruce I hope you see this how are you I miss you come back to me
Crack head bruce You’ve been in a coma for 60 years come back to us this is the only way we could reach you. We miss you well your family don’t I do
by Crack_head_betty_101 April 07, 2020