Bruce 

This is a game created in 2008 by:

Grant I'Anson

Daniel Adams

Caroline Lewis

TO WIN BRUCE YOU MUST BRUCE OTHER BRUCE PLAYERS FIRST.

The idea of Bruce is to knock all other players out before they knock you out. You can do this by either text message, e-mail, phone call or in person. The winner of bruce will either say or write or in someway convey the name Bruce before the they do on the first given day of any month.

Bruce by Bruce2008 January 1, 2012

Bruce goose

the act of taking a goose and or swan and placing its elongated head and neck up your anal hole and letting it nibble on your prostate causing an ejaculation out of your bung

hey gary you ever been so smashed you did a lil bruce goose in the park with some children while eating some chicken wings.

Bruce goose by walter tits April 19, 2006

BRUCE 

THE KIND OF GUY WHO AS A CHILD EVERYONE THOUGHT WAS RETARDED......UNTIL THEY FOUND OUT HE IS LEFT HANDED!

LOOK AT THAT GUY IN THE OUTFIELD HE CANT THROW FOR SHIT...MUST BE A BRUCE!

BRUCE by BradY1953 December 18, 2018

bruce_lee_philosophy 

infinite wisdom

bruce_lee_philosophy by Anonymous October 19, 2003

bruce lee 

the only famous person from asia who should have taken over asia

Bruce Lee's from asia?

bruce lee by ermando pimp advance man December 21, 2003

Bruce 

Your turn!

Person who cannot keep their pants on.

Person who strips in girls beds.

Person who gets confused between legs.

Girl: What are you doing in my bed?

Bruce: (pulls blanket off) your turn!

Bruce by Candy Roth December 8, 2010

Bruce McConkie 

Great theologian of the Mormon Church.
Taught more about Jesus in his sermons and writing than any other man alive.
Said Negroes did not fight valiantly in heaven; so even though they came to earth, they had to be cursed with dark skin and stuff. Today many Mormons sun-bathe in hopes of getting dark skin and think they are blessed when they succeed. The people who fought valiantly in heaven were blessed with pasty white skin that burns easily.
The second edition of his book "Mormon Doctrine" left that part out.

"Bruce McConkie said it, so I know it's true!"

Bruce McConkie by The Only True Mormon Prophet January 20, 2009