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Brolloff

noun; a bro in a wheelchair whom is receiving a raging blow job, as he is crippled and deserves hella pity sex.
I felt so bad for Sam that I gave him the best brolloff of his pathetic, crippled life. Then I pushed him down the stairs, just to even out the Karma.
by BrokenSwitch January 14, 2015
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brolly

To get a cool clip in a game.
Person 1: Hey bro, that was a cool clip.
Person 2: Thanks, I hit the brolly pretty hard there.
by f_lcon December 17, 2020
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Bollingered

When someone is invited to speak at a public forum, and is then insulted and denounced by the person introducing them before they speak. Eponymously originated with vigor by Lee C. Bollinger, President of Columbia University when introducing the president of Iraq - Mohmoud Ahmadinejad.
"I was all set with my notes for the lecture and then got flustered when I was Bollingered in the introduction..."
by niceBLEND October 9, 2007
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Bollocky Binds

When something is very difficult

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When you get your bollocks tangled in your pants

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Some kind of S & M technique
Friend #1 oh bollocky binds
Friend #2 whats up?
Friend #1 im getting into a right bollocky bind with this software its so difficult...

I couldnt come to work today as i got into a bollocky bind when i got dressed.
by Fay King November 25, 2010
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Bollieism

Belief In a Society Where Smoking Weed Is Life. Just Being a Savage and Not Giving a Fuck How People Feel About It. But While Doing All That Shitt, Still Maintaining to Stay Productive.
History Teacher: "How Many of You Believe in Fascism? How Many of You Believe in Communism?"

Student: "I'm not with any of that, I Believe in Bollieism."
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bollocrap

Something that is both bollocks and crap therefore being total nonsense and completely worthless
Hey, I got the My Most Used Words app on Facebook!
It's bollocrap!
by Carnos December 28, 2013
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bollock satchel

alternate name for a scrotum, a ballsack, a ballbag, male testicles
'dude, your bollock satchel looks like its on fire'
by mangorice August 15, 2015
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