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Broken Volcano

When your about to cum and your girlfriend punches you in the dick, snapping it, causing blood and seman to flow in all directions
doctor- so wat are u in for

guy 1 - got a case of the broken volcano

retarded guy- dumb assssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!
Broken Volcano by Venix13 January 4, 2010

broken penis torture method #4 

When a biological male is tortured by stripping him naked, handcuffing his arms and legs behind his back, forcing him into a headgear that holds his head back, and injecting viagra into his veins. When he becomes erect, the penis is fastened to his stomach and groin so that it is fixed exactly perpendicular to his stomach. His handcuffs are secured to a hook on the end of a rope that is attached to the ceiling so that he hangs perpendicular to the ceiling. The rope is cut and the man falls directly onto his penis, causing it to break and become absolutely mangled.
I can’t believe he cheated on me! I’m gonna call randy to kidnap that cunt and perform broken penis torture on him. I know method #4 is one of the more expensive options but it’s worth. I think broken penis torture method #4 will teach this cunt trashcan cheating jar of horsecum fucker a lesson!

Broken Branch

When two people are having intercourse, and the guy thrusts onto a hard surface (such as his partner's thigh). His penis then bends and a loud cracking sound is emitted. Much swelling will enduce, and medical help is necessary.
My boyfriend's so stupid...this is like the third time he's gotten a broken branch.
Broken Branch by Ouch69 July 21, 2009

Broken Pretzel 

A Chicken Wing.

Grandmadick.
1."Damn, Suki! This here broken pretzel is too spicy. I thought i ordered mild, dickweed."

2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."
Broken Pretzel by Dillydally February 23, 2008

Broken Kisses 

When you kiss someone but you keep drooling cause your tongue doesn't work.
Her tongue piercing is awesome, but it was nothing but broken kisses for the first week or so.

broken helmet

She has a really hot body, but those burn scars are worse than a broken helmet