Brayden

a man who is very tall, wants a lot of money and will talk to sharon to get it

did brayden email sharon yet?

nah hes gonna talk to evan and get cash like that

oh ok ofc ofc

by IMADOXURMOM January 24, 2022

Brayden black

The most ugliest black on the Earth.

Speaker 1: oh hey i see your painting "gasp" IS THAT BRAYDEN BLACK
Speaker 2: oh yeah it is brayden black looks disgusting though
Speaker 1: GET THAT RANCID BRAYDEN BLACKERONI OUT OF HERE

by Poopfart stanky Dreamy Creamy December 19, 2023

Brayden Brownies

Absolute UNIT 👌💪👏✊ he is built different 👿🥱🥶😰😴 unlike anyone seen before has potential to be the 1 pick in the 2020 NBA draft and 2021 NFL draft but the NBA isn’t ready for such talent. His dunking skills are ESQUISTE which is why he can dunk on 20 ft hoops only being 3 ft 2. No one has stopped him before and will never stop him because he single handedly squad wiped the Mafia and the Illuminati. He discovered that people are being brain washed so he freed them by smacking them senseless. His super powers consists of being built different being an absolute STUD and Just being different 🤫😈🤭😤😵🤬. Fantasy basketball champ and best GM known to man he rips off Nathan like he’s paper. Top 10 PG, SG, SF, PF, and C without even being in the league. Top QB, RB, WR, and entire defensive unit of all time. Invented the machine gun, Earth, and the cheeseburger.

Brayden Brownies is cracked.

by Thechefjef November 17, 2020

Brayden Brewer

Someone that acts like Trevor Bauer and pushes everyone around.

Being defined by not be friends with Brayden Brewer

by Daquavious_1 September 30, 2021

Brayden

Brayden is the name of a quiet boy, but has a huge heart and laughs a ton! Brayden is athletic, but a huge gamer and will do whatever it takes to win his match. He likes a girl named Mya. He’s humorous, trustworthy, reliable and always there for you! He’d make the perfect best friend and the perfect partner! He has his ups and downs, but won’t let his attitude get in anyone’s way.

Mya look!! It's Brayden😏

by friend of a friends neighbor November 27, 2020

Brayden Fartley

Three words….White Trailer Trash. This individual can be seen driving a piece of shit vehicle that’s older than Joe Biden, making tiktoks with 30 likes, and constantly being cheated on by Lauren Coon. It has been confirmed his man titties are in fact bigger than his girlfriends #embarassing

Boy 1- “hey you see brayden fartley over there?”
Boy 2- “yeah the one that’s with lauren coon?”
Boy 1- “i’d hate to be white trailer trash like him, instead of worrying about other boys, he should worry about his girlfriend still talking to her ex, yikes”

by #igetcheatedon February 18, 2022

Brayden

great friend with a gyaaaaat.

Brayden: *turn around*
me: gyat

by kai.redxctxd (redacted) April 30, 2025