Anus blasted

A thrust so hard that it literally feels like a bomb exploded in your anus. Blood is likely to start flowing.

"Dude have you seen Jenny today?" " No, I heard she got anus blasted by Andrew last night." "Oh, damn."

by SwaggleBagger March 14, 2015

craft blasting

adj.used to describe the actions of one who is tired of their own job or trade, and is talking smack to someone who has the job or trade that they are not smart enough to do.

mike (the pipe fitter) says to bobby (the pipe welder) " you welders are sure are some lazy fucks" keith ( another pipe welder) says to bobby " dont listen to that punk, he's tired of haveing to do all the grinding he's just craft blasting.

by yomikey75 March 20, 2009

Barnyard Blast

when a woman is giving a man head, we all know that she gets warning before we blow a load. in this case you dont give so much of verbal warning, but a kick of the leg and make the sound of a barn animal (mine was a horse). As she looks to see what is going on, shoot her in the face.

when i made it up, i was on my futon laying down. i always told it was coming but decided it was time for change. so i brayed like a horse and kicked my leg. she looked up and said "what the..." and splat, i shot her face. the BARNYARD BLAST was born

by comedian314 May 27, 2009

shotgun blast

when you have diarrea that all come's out at once making a sort of popping noise and spray's the toilet with shit.

Man I ate at del taco and then I gave the toilet a shotgun blast.

by nate July 12, 2003

Gotta blast

When you are going to masturbate. So horny you gotta take care of it.

Family: where r u going, come hang out with us

Me: Gotta blast!

by Macdaddyabiphelps August 18, 2016

finger blasting

aggressive finger banging of a vagina.

I was finger blasting some girl in the middle of the party.

by Meat Drapes August 14, 2009

Vodka Blast

An Alcoholic beverage that consists of a mixture of Mountain Dew Baja Blast and Vodka. Needs to be mixed frequently or the vodka will settle at the bottom.

Sara- "Pat you have to try this drink!"
Pat - "Wow! This is Good, What is it?"
Sara - "Pat! It's Vodka Blast! I invented it myself!"

by Minxy! September 29, 2010