beer butt

Diarrhea that normally follows a long night of drinking cheap beer.

I wish I didn't drink all that Pabst last night, the beer butt is killing me.

by Beef Wellington October 5, 2007

beerability

The phenomenon of alcohol influence on performance ability when playing skill involved drinking games.

Beerability includes the "sweet spot" or perfect level of drunkness . Not drunk = poor play. "Sweet spot" = awesome play. Too drunk = abysmal play.

by $T$ May 15, 2009

beer shits

When you seriously need to take a dump the day after you drink a shit ton of beer.

You: Man I have MAD BEER SHITS...I need to find a crapper RIGHT NOW!
Oh fuck there it goes!
Girls: Ewww that's the grodiest thing I've ever seen! You're not tapping this ass tonight!
You: Fuck.

by Nick D February 8, 2003

Baberham Lincoln

Movie reference
Wayne's World

Used when defining a lady who is a babe.

Garth: If she were a president, she would be Baberham Lincoln.

I'm voting for Baberham Lincoln.

by Elysian Wheels November 2, 2010

beer bandit

At a bar when the waiter/waitress takes your beer/drink before you have completely finished it. Usually happening while you are outside smoking.

Guy: Hey! That beer bandit took my drink, I still had a few sips left!

by Shann481 March 11, 2007

beer muscles

when u drink a lot of beer and get hammered. then think that your the toughest guy ever and try to fight everyone

your drunk! ya but i have beer muscles!

by miketrudat June 1, 2010

Beer Queer

One who gets overly emotional and overrun with feelings of love when drunk.
This person is otherwise contained and functional, but get some alcohol in them and suddenly they are all tears of happiness and thankfulness that they have "friends like you."

Beer Queer: I am -so- thankful to have you guys in my life *sob* you are -always- there for me when I need you.
I love you guys so, so, so much! *sob.
Friend: Dude. Get away from me. Stop being such a beer queer.

by Sainrawr November 11, 2007