hairy smooth

A slap, first with the back of the hand (hairy) followed by a slap with the palm

You’ll get a hairy smooth if you don’t behave!

by Pig boy and the froot May 18, 2024

The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.

“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.

by anon415 February 4, 2023

coolie smooth

A male person all the ladies want to connect with on clubs for various reasons.

Did u see coolie smooth at the dancefloor last night?

Yes, he told a chick to request a specific song from the dj, and when the dj put it on coolie smooth went outside for a smoke.

Damn, thats cold.

by Shitboy Lee July 19, 2018

Butter smooth

The state of when you feel smooth as fucking butter

Tom felt his Mother's body and described it as, "Butter smooth."

by ArchiStarchy April 12, 2019

Smooth

To be so dumb that is seems that you have no brain.
To have no wrinkles on the brain.

Why did you do that? Are you smooth?

"1 + 1 = 4." What are you smooth you smeed.

by CousinVector January 14, 2021

Liquid smooth

A godly song made by the godly Mitski.

Mitski Lover: Hey u know mitskis song Liquid smooth?
Hater: Ew
Mitski lover: We are not friends anymore

by ivbpiuhveupgvbnhehvoehvoueghvo September 21, 2022

Smooth Ketchup

Used to express positive agreement or excitement

"I got offered a job today" "Smooth Ketchup!"

by Anon237 July 8, 2024