The Doom Bass is an urban myth of sorts. For a lack of first hand experience here is a shortened version of the myth:
One day, about 20 years ago, Jimmy, a student in an AP Calculus AB class, tried to convince his teacher that the derivative was just a point on a function. Infuriated, his teacher plotted.
It was a dark and stormy night when it happened. Around 3 AM the sound of the door bell resonated throughout his house and Jimmy walked down stairs. He opened the door and before he even knew what hit him, he was on the ground. Time and time again, his teacher smacked him over the head with a freshly thawed fish. The odor could be smelt from miles away.
The student returned to the class the following day. Although his head was bruised, he had read his textbook and now he knew the definition of the derivative. Appalled at his bruised condition, a fellow classmate asked him "what happened to you." He turned his head slowly and said.."it was the Doom Bass."
Thus the Doom Bass Was born
One day, about 20 years ago, Jimmy, a student in an AP Calculus AB class, tried to convince his teacher that the derivative was just a point on a function. Infuriated, his teacher plotted.
It was a dark and stormy night when it happened. Around 3 AM the sound of the door bell resonated throughout his house and Jimmy walked down stairs. He opened the door and before he even knew what hit him, he was on the ground. Time and time again, his teacher smacked him over the head with a freshly thawed fish. The odor could be smelt from miles away.
The student returned to the class the following day. Although his head was bruised, he had read his textbook and now he knew the definition of the derivative. Appalled at his bruised condition, a fellow classmate asked him "what happened to you." He turned his head slowly and said.."it was the Doom Bass."
Thus the Doom Bass Was born
by Ficca Factor October 7, 2013
Get the Doom Bassmug. A massive largemouth bass found in the gnarly waters of canada, is found as disgusting and overweight with an unruly attitude. Usually used as an insult or comparison to something in a negative manner.
by RigBigDig March 16, 2020
Get the Kaydin Bassmug. A real man generally named josh. they push/pull the bass drum for a band up a large hill because the pit memebers are too small in numbers to do it themselves. This is what you call a real man. he will help with whatever you ask him. he got tendonitis from being a football linemen and being a dumbass.
by Billylin November 4, 2018
Get the bass boymug. by basscrack April 13, 2023
Get the Bass Crackmug. 1. Thumping when walking around a house.
2. Yelling.
3. Bumping into things making lots of noise.
*Somebody bangs on a door* "Dang you tryin to put some extra bass in it?"
"Whats with all the extra bass?"
2. Yelling.
3. Bumping into things making lots of noise.
*Somebody bangs on a door* "Dang you tryin to put some extra bass in it?"
"Whats with all the extra bass?"
by Baller Status April 15, 2008
Get the Extra Bassmug. it's a feeling that you get after sniffing amphetamine(a central nervous system stimulant that increases energy) and smoking weed about 20 minutes afterwards. It is important that you do not smoke weed right after sniffing speed because you kill your high. It was created on drum and bass parties in Poland where speed and bass is very popular.
Wadim : I don't smoke weed at all I only do amphetamine.
Maciek : I like smoking green when I'm high on speed because it gives me this extra bass.
Maciek : I like smoking green when I'm high on speed because it gives me this extra bass.
by Maciej June 17, 2006
Get the Xtra Bassmug. When two or more people meet a person that none in the party wish to see. One idiot acknowledges the person and the rest continue walking leaving the lone moron to speak with the person that no one wanted to see.
Man, you assholes sea bassed me when we saw Tina at the bar. I had to talk to her all night when you guys took off.
by Mac McPackerson May 12, 2011
Get the Sea Bassmug.