Guy1# oh I wish I was a Bailey
Guy2# why didn't my mum make me a Bailey
Girl1#oh I need to look nice a Baileys on his way over here
Girl2#mum don't embarrass me a Bailey is coming near
Guy2# why didn't my mum make me a Bailey
Girl1#oh I need to look nice a Baileys on his way over here
Girl2#mum don't embarrass me a Bailey is coming near
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Get the bailey mug.Sometimes referred to as a cum-and-run, a backseat bail is the act of having sex with a girl in the doggy-style position, finishing, and then running away before she turns around.
So I was fucking this chick last night, and as I sobered up I remembered she was ugly as fuck, so I grabbed my clothes and backseat bailed on her.
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Get the Baileaf mug.When BOTH of the following two conditions are satisfied:
(a) A person fails to attend a planned event (ex. "he totally bailed on the party")
(b) When the event that was "bailed" was super awesome, or at the very least, better than what it was the person "bailed" for. (ex. "bailing on the beach full of hot babes is both a fail and a bail, therefore a bailure?")
(a) A person fails to attend a planned event (ex. "he totally bailed on the party")
(b) When the event that was "bailed" was super awesome, or at the very least, better than what it was the person "bailed" for. (ex. "bailing on the beach full of hot babes is both a fail and a bail, therefore a bailure?")
Alex tells his friends that he will go to the beach with them. On the beach day, Alex tells his friends he can't go to the beach because he has to take care of his friend's dog. This is the "bail."
If it turns out that the beach was full of hot babes, high-fives, and free pie, the alternative for which Alex passed up the beach is clearly a "fail."
Combined, we have BAILURE (BAIL+FAILURE).
If it turns out that the beach was full of hot babes, high-fives, and free pie, the alternative for which Alex passed up the beach is clearly a "fail."
Combined, we have BAILURE (BAIL+FAILURE).
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