A roblox meme. When you start playing Roblox, you will wear bacon hair. Bacon hair has been highly criticised for being the "worst hair on roblox."
by h2008 June 12, 2018
Get the Bacon Hair mug.1. A greasy penis, whether it be because one masturbated with butter or crisco; or because the hair gel used on one's pubes sweated onto the penis.
2. A penis reserved for thicker women.
2. A penis reserved for thicker women.
1. Whoa Jim! You better put your pants on before I squirt some soap on your greasy bitch bacon. You need to clean that thing up!
2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!
2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!
by assman8407 August 13, 2010
Get the Bitch Bacon mug.Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway
Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig
Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon
Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig
Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon
by WatcherInc August 26, 2022
Get the Turkey bacon mug.The thick, delicious smog that hangs around after cooking a fried breakfast, particularly from bacon.
Person 1: Whoa, its smokey in here, whats burning?
Person 2: Nothing, just a heavy bacon haze from my breakfast
Person 2: Nothing, just a heavy bacon haze from my breakfast
by Biff2011 February 20, 2011
Get the Bacon Haze mug.A religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. DO NOT bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.
"Bacon is our god because bacon is real"
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon
by 011011001011000101001110100010 May 28, 2015
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The action of taking something less palatable and making it more so by cloaking it in something more appealing.
The action of taking something less palatable and making it more so by cloaking it in something more appealing.
"We want to drive opens on this direct mail piece about a pretty boring event, so we'll wrap it in bacon by putting a monkey in a tuxedo on the enclosure."
by el_chacal September 27, 2011
Get the Wrap it in Bacon mug.When John's definition on Urban Dictionary didn't get any likes he decided to go on a bacon cleanse}
by 1000101001001010001 August 15, 2017
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