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bottom bitch 

A female parasite at a large company that has the physical characteristics of a troll, and a horrible personality. Common attributes are poor hygiene, hockey mullet, excellent hearing, loud, mood swings like a thirteen year old, and a laugh that sounds like a large dying animal. Bottom Bitches are commonly mistaken for Extreme Bull Lesbians except they're straight.

A Bottom bitchs find weak male hosts to latch onto in the work place usually a superior lacking the ability to terminate them, but enough influence to keep them around much to distaste of everyone else.

Bottom Bitches are always in everyones business listening with their large elephant ears for peoples weekend plans with the intent of crashing them "on accident" of course.
Shit bottom bitch is back from the hospital...Fuck it was so nice when everybody thought she was dying and didn't visit. Now we are all going to have to hear about it for the next 2 months even though none of us will ask.
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bottom jack

noun:a name for people who are stupid, obnoxious, and/or bothersome.

verb:1.to be an imbecile, 2. an act of uncalled for or pointless actions causing others to dislike someone.
Chauncey was being such a bottom jack yesterday. He would not shut up.
bottom jack by W.K. Rand April 22, 2008

Bottom liam 

When Liam Payne gets his ass fucked, mainly by Zayn.
Zayn: bottom Liam was strong, I nutted seven times
Bottom liam by Ziamsslut May 7, 2017

Bottom Bitch 

typically meant to mean a pimp’s favorite prostitute, but can be used to refer to a friend who’s been there from day 1
“That’s my trick, she my bottom bitch
Bottom Bitch by arianaminaj October 3, 2019

Bottom Heavy

-Opposite of Top Heavy
-Unballanced - More Weight At the bottom than at the top.
-A overly Fat Bottom.
Dmetrie "Ooo, Look at that chick she's bottom heavy"
Mark "Didnt know you were into that"
Dmetrie "yes i like my girls bottom heavy"
Mark "alrighty if thats what floats your boat"
Bottom Heavy by Kpblcca April 6, 2009

bottom ramen 

really shitty-tasting top ramen noodles.
Dorm life is bad enough, but if you can only afford to eat bottom ramen seven days a week, you are certain to flunk out of college.

bottom energy 

down-to-earth, chill, a guy that goes with the flow
Bro 1: Bro, you give of such bottom energy.

Bro 2: Thanks dude! I always try to just vibe.
bottom energy by thikiana September 12, 2020