Flavor Blaster

A flavor blaster is when someone eats to much flavor blasted gold fish that they mix and expload an extra large load of cum, shit and blood all over their partner

Their is nothing that matches a night with a Flavor Blaster, Damn was it messy...

by TimsterThePimpster June 20, 2018

Dong Blaster

Ejaculating in someone's face, with or without consent.

"Let's go Dong Blaster them and make them puke!" - from a Family Guy episode.

by Blames Johns March 09, 2016

Hit blaster

A mainstream listener, Usually knows nothing about music, Also known as a music normie. Any true hit blaster will do the following:
-Listens to anything trending without taking risks outside popular stuff
-Scared of anything above 150 BPM
-Claims they "listen to everything"

-Calls shitty mainstream bands "Indie" (whatever that means anymore)
-Listens extremely mainly to Pop, Will occasionally listen to weak Rock or mainstream EDM (like Marshmello and The Chainsmokers)
-Knows nothing about music
-Will die if they hear a Deathstep or Splittercore song
-Probably 8-14 y/o
-Calls any EDM song Dubstep

Music expert: Hi, What's your favorite music genre?
Hit blaster: I listen to everything
Music expert: Really? What do you think about this song? *Shows them Noisekick - Reaching For The Sky*
Hit blaster: *Dies*
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Hit blaster: Hey look at this great indie song I found! *shows random ass mainstream band*
Music expert: What's so indie about this?
Hit blaster: The style bro
Music expert: Indie means industrial, Not released on a label, This was released on vevo, That's a label

by Solvo November 20, 2021

Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.

I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.

by Dickbender December 05, 2021

Cousin Blaster

When a country person has sex with their cousin

I just found out Linda had sex with her uncle.. what a cousin blaster

by McBlaster February 11, 2023

Clash blaster player

A person who takes no skill at aiming, then brags about how the weapon actually takes skill.

“GET THIS CLASH BLASTER PLAYER OUT OF THE GAME!!!”

by Startupedition June 04, 2023

Math Blasters

Math teachers who use math equations to get there rocks off.

Teacher 1: Some of the other math teachers and I are creating a group to satisfy our needs. We call it Math Blasters, wanna join?

Teacher 2: That sounds like just what I need to satisfy MY math loving kink.

by August 15, 2022