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Schlongus Bongus

A word for a cock that social media regulations dont notice, also used to prevent teachers from lecturing you about language
Damn bro, da fellas schlongus bongus lookin proper in dem pants
by deJebbsterr27 August 13, 2022
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spungle boingus

anon-chan
me: anon chan is so spungle boingus
bloody organs doll: let's had fun
by ghostiebooo December 14, 2022
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dung bungus

a creature that you must refresh before the lorax comes
by coan culan November 27, 2023
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Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.
Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."
by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024
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