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Bacon Hair

A roblox meme. When you start playing Roblox, you will wear bacon hair. Bacon hair has been highly criticised for being the "worst hair on roblox."
HAHA!!! He is a nooby bacon hair!
by h2008 June 12, 2018
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bacon cleanse

A diet consisting of only bacon. Usually only done when one has given up on their life.
When John's definition on Urban Dictionary didn't get any likes he decided to go on a bacon cleanse}
by 1000101001001010001 August 15, 2017
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Turkey bacon

Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway

Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig

Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon
Turkey bacon tastes pretty fine

Most people STILL PREFER REAL BACON though
by WatcherInc August 26, 2022
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Pocket bacon

When working on the stage, at times bacon is either donated or stolen from catering and then stored in a cup in a pocket for convenient consumption
Where'd you get pocket bacon? Give me some
by KCJ0nes October 23, 2017
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Bacon Blues

Severe sickness when you realize that your not having bacon for breakfast.

Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.
Joe: Gee, Tim looks pretty depressed.

Rick: He has the Bacon Blues.
by Bacon=Life April 30, 2010
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Bitch Bacon

1. A greasy penis, whether it be because one masturbated with butter or crisco; or because the hair gel used on one's pubes sweated onto the penis.

2. A penis reserved for thicker women.
1. Whoa Jim! You better put your pants on before I squirt some soap on your greasy bitch bacon. You need to clean that thing up!

2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!
by assman8407 August 13, 2010
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Wrap it in Bacon

Verb Phrase.

The action of taking something less palatable and making it more so by cloaking it in something more appealing.
"We want to drive opens on this direct mail piece about a pretty boring event, so we'll wrap it in bacon by putting a monkey in a tuxedo on the enclosure."
by el_chacal September 27, 2011
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