awkwardness

noun; A feeling felt in situations causing embarrassment

Guy: -searches Urban dictionary for awkwardness, finds no definition, awkwardness-
Walks into class teacher tells him/her to sit next to ex, awkwardness
lawling at joke about person, person walks up and asks why everyone's laughing, awkwardness

by NoobNeb November 18, 2011

Awkward Turkey

When someone (could be you too!) is awkward, put your hand straight up, and the other hand like a fist, while pulling your thumb out and twisting the fisted hand. Then, when something is REALLY AWKWARD (I mean, it really has to be... Really, don't fake it. If it's not THAT awkward, do it regularly, otherwise if it is EXTREMELY AWKWARD, then you do this:) make your hand that's making the fist move in a forward motion, almost like you're shaking a mustard container. REMEMBER: ONLY DO THIS OF IT IS REALLY AWKWARD!

Taylor: "I have a seed on my boob."
Peet: (awkward turkey)

by Peet Montzingo January 23, 2008

awkward

Interjection used in a situation that is slightly uncomfortable, often accompanied by a gesture where the lower arm is thrust out perpendicular to the ground with the hand open and fingers together with thumb on top.

(Had to correct Otis's because it is PERPENDICULAR not parallel!)

(long pause)...awkward...

by Zach Schiffman March 15, 2005

Awkward

A person who just makes normal situations weird, uncomfortable, or just downright....wrong.

"Woah, did she just steal a rock? That was awkward."
"Did that dinosaur just grunt at me? That was awkward."
"I DON'T REMEMBER HER!" oh shit.. thats awkward."

by Pseidonym say what? July 24, 2009

Awkward Boner

a moment that is as awkward as getting a boner in the middle of class or when you hugging a girl you like

Friend 1- so i was at my grandparents and they gave me some kwanza money and i pissed my pants i was so happy
Friend 2- dude talk about a Awkward Boner
Friend 1- tell me about it

by tiggathebear November 13, 2011

awkward cow

In an awkward situation one will point their pinky and index fingers down while the other two fingers are held up by the thumb. Another person near you will then put one hand on each of your two fingers and slide them down. The more times this motion is repeated and its speed is determined by how awkward the situation is.

You seem very uncomfortable, would you like to milk my awkward cow?

by Jake Nuzzi June 29, 2008

awkward turtle

a motion with the hands done during an awkward moment.

you put one hand on top of the other, palms down, and move your thumbs in a circular motion

Will you marry me?

what??? NO!

awkward turtle...

by hellomoto1234321 October 26, 2008