cell phone awareness

the ability to react to objects while walking and texting...

dude my cell phone awareness is off i almost knocked over that stand!!!!

by theamazinggoldhillian April 13, 2009

fetal awareness syndrome

a syndrome linked to a fetus becoming aware while in the womb. Usually accompanied by symptoms of hyper intelligence and hyper lethargy.

Ben has fetal awareness syndrome. He is really lazy but smart.

by Neil Bartlett April 5, 2006

Cock block awareness day

Cock block awareness day falls on the September 12th of every year.

John: "Hey, did you hear about tomorrow? It's Cock block awareness day."

by Kegmeister October 4, 2012

Dyke A. Noughnuts Award

Award given by ACLE (American Coalition for Lesbian Expansion) bi-annually to a lesbian couple that exemplifies outstanding lesbian-ish qualities and provides community contributions the aids towards the extermination of heterosexuality as a whole in the Carson City, NV Metropolitan Area.

(Alternate Definition for the Straight Community: A sign that the GLBT community needs to be lynched and castrated)

"Hey! Did you hear that Anita Bush and her life partner Clearly Shaven won the Dyke A. Noughnuts Award?"

by Pressy Franchise January 4, 2009

Awaranoia

A condition when one's friends dismiss his thoughts as paranoid and eccentric, when in actuality he has a heightened state of awareness and knows the secrets of the universe.

Dude A: I'm freaking out man!

Dude B: Dude you're just paranoid...

Dude A: Nah man, it's just my awaranoia acting up.

by brangre December 4, 2009

Awar

A guy that has sex with wings XD

AWAR IS GONE XD.Awar why are you so retarded and stupid

by Hates everybody January 6, 2019

Adair

A depressed person but kinda cool

She’s such an Adair!

by addy_f_off May 6, 2020