Asertion

(Adj)Often confused for Assertion, Asertion is a person whose life going by really fast, failing to grab onto anything, and succumbing to just letting it keep rolling. Making new friends just for them to leave, or having an opportunity arise then stripped away from them shortly after. When a person is Asertion, give them time, for they have been in unknown territory for awhile.

The girl wanted the boy to know that she was not leaving, but the boy was too Asertion to believe her.

by Asertion October 3, 2025

Auberginitis

An affliction that is known only to a selection few rare & special individuals whereby during interaction with the aubergine plant, the substance of the aubergine results in a phlegmatic response by the body. Their brave sacrifice will be remembered.

Oh, my goodness gracious me, the auberginitis in the polytunnel today causes me to swoon! Quick, get the smelling salts ready!

by BrawTumshie October 7, 2025

Aubergine Pakora

Getting poked with an aubergine up the ass.

“Tell you whit mate. I Cannae even walk straight the day cause I got an aubergine pakora last night fae big Dave”

by DebbieDoesGallas October 10, 2025

Aubergine

My father.

"Dude, who's your dad again?"
"Why, Aubergine, of course!"

by Arteez October 12, 2025

Phrase abuser

A person who frequently uses phrases and quotes to emphysize a point but usually gets them wrong.

Bob: I went to pick up some milk yesterday at the market and while I was down there I remembered to get some batteries for my new super awesome robot dog
Ted: Ahh, two birds one cone
Bob: You gaddem phrase abuser

by Peter Bob May 1, 2009

Hog Auger

Referring to your penis after a long night of drinking then going out to purpously sleep with large women in competition with your friends to see who can sleep with the most in one night.

Man my hog auger hurts a ton today. I was out humping fat chicks all night and i bet i won.

by firebill July 14, 2011

hashtag abuser

Usually for bitches who just want attention, but a hashtag abuser is someone who uses way to many hashtags than needed in their Twitter, instagram, tumblr, or Facebook

Girl: "JESSICA PUT 50 HASHTAGS ON HER STATUS!"
boy: "Ugh she is such a hashtag abuser."
girl: "And a bitch."

by Photography for life August 4, 2014