Asshat

An insult used to define a person with their head up their ass. It is considered a curse word.

"Did you eat the last cookie?! You asshat!"

by Insult Creator April 18, 2022

Asshat

A Person, who is so wrong in anything they say or do, that they must've been doing it wrong for the moment they were born - coming out legs first, wearing their mothers as a 'hat', for a brief moment; with a lasting effect causing them to revert to their original state, as stated by the conservation law referred to in Neother's theorem.

That asshat was wrong since he wore his momma for a hat. No wonder he is such a shithead.

by Stillam17 December 2, 2022

Asshat

Stinky fuck

Bruh is an asshat , but his ass phat

by Dabiglog March 14, 2023

Asshatery

When someone has reached the top tier of benign an asshat.

“Why would you make a character just to kill it off? That’s Asshatery!”

by Baby Nunchuck October 28, 2023

Asshat

Somebody who sits on another person's head at any given time more than once.

My partner sits on my face during foreplay thus making them an asshat.

by missrhiiirhiii August 13, 2023

Asshat

Asshat is another word for Asshole. It's very useful for creative insults.

Go get a life asshat.

by Samuelm890 January 6, 2024

Asshat

A husband that has their head jammed so far up their ass. Obnoxious, ignorant, severely stupid, completely oblivious, selfish and often wrong are some of his defining characteristics.

Gary was such a complete asshat for being so mean to his pretty princess when she was feeling mighty sad. Like a true asshat, he made everything about him.

by Garylovesbabydoll April 6, 2026