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apple blossom

The first weekend in May when the entire town of Winchester, VA goes crazy. Vendors come out and set up carnival-style games on the Old Town Mall aka Midway. Apple Blossom is also notorious for being a drinking holdiay. There are parties everywhere and drunk people stagger around the town like nobody's business. The town sets up fireworks and there are three parades on Friday, Sturday, and Sunday. Schools close normally for a few days for an extended weekend and the Apple Blossom colors, pink and green, are everywhere. It is supposed to celebrate the blooming of the apple blossoms throughout the land...fuck that lets just get drunk.
Last year at Apple Blossom I filled my camelback with beer and walked around all day on Midway with friends playing ridiculious carnival games.
by Se7enEi8htNi9e April 5, 2009
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Apple polishing

rubbing the sensitive head after orgasmn, driving victim insane
After he had cum, she keep apple polishing.
by treater July 12, 2009
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Apple Fanboy

Tyler is such an Apple Fanboy he would buy an iToaster if Apple sold toasters!
by tdurd January 2, 2012
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alley apple

very old urban american slang (20's 30's) means a brick
I got so made at him, I tossed an alley apple at his noggin.
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Apple polisher

One who attempts to curry favor with authority for personal gain.

Derived from the old tradition of the families of pupils expressing their appreciation for a teacher's thankless work by providing them with meals, which eventually diminished to the symbolic polished apple.
Who're you callin' 'ingenious', you punk-ass apple polisher? Drop and gimme twenty!
by Bootstraps September 17, 2008
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Apple bottom

An ass that has nice, round, plump cheeks. When apple bottom girls wear tight jeans, their ass cheeks bunch up in the bottom of their pants in a way that resembles the bottom of an apple.
This word was coined by porn sites. If you even know it that means you've gone searching for apple bottoms just like me. Spell it APPLE BOTTOM! with a "!" Because they are exciting.
by yobastanker November 3, 2004
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The Big Apple

A term only used by tourists and new people moving into NYC that think they are cool when in reality, they are not and try to use the term to show their non-existent coolness. They quickly realize that real New Yorkers don't say this term when one gives them a dirty look and that NYC consists of 5 boroughs and not just Manhattan.
Adriana: You're from NYC??
Sue: Yeah, I'm from the Big Apple! Can't you tell?
Adriana: *Spits in her face* Don't fucking lie to me.
by Dena C. July 27, 2008
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