Zoë Old

A Zoë old is someone who is really cool like really really cool. They are smart and compassionate. They tend to be really hot as well and their good vibes and energy radiate out towards others. Zoë Olds are pretty much always right. They have a great sense of humour and usually are really funny. They own a wide variety of skills and can be good at many things. This may include Physical activities, schoolwork or even gaming. If you know a Zoë Old then you are very lucky and should value them. Put them above all else because they will be there through it all.

Boy 1: “did you see Zoë Old”
Boy 2: “yeah bro she is so hot”
Boy 3: “unlucky my friends, she’s already my bestie”

by NobodyKnowsMe123 June 3, 2021

old shitbag

An elderly homeless person that reeks of shit stained underwear.

The old shitbag must of slept on our back porch again because it now smells like a filthy outhouse again.

by Nanker Phelge May 26, 2021

Old Gloris

What your kids say when you bring up some past accomplishment.

cough *old gloris* cough

by old man December 9, 2003

Old Sport

Jack Kennedy.

Why hello there. Old Sport.

by melonester January 14, 2023

old navy

Because, sometimes, you just CANNOT get enough fleece.

Todd: I love my cargo pants.
James: I love my fleece pullover.
All: I WORSHIP OLD NAVY! BLAAAAH! THEY GET MY FIRST BORN! CUZ I SIGNED UP 4 DA CARD. LOL. MY SAINT, OLDIS NAVIE.

by Nitsirhc July 28, 2005

old dick

wrinkley old dick that looks like a shriveled up weiner with two prunes underneath it

the chick rides old dick

by Anonymous February 13, 2003

Old Deller

A Dell computer that deserves to be taken behind the woodshed and shot, much like the classic dog Old Yeller.

Dude, Old Deller needs to be put out of his misery!

by lullabyofbdwy88 November 12, 2009