Amusement Park Chair

A chair, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See also Amusement Park Table

Dude, let's not sit at this table, it's full of Amusement Park Chairs!

I wanted a chair, not the shitty log ride of an Amusement Park Chair.

I have always hated the Jews, Russians, Blacks, and Amusement Park Chairs.

by SpenzFingoooooo April 22, 2010

Amusive

Amusive is a action physically or verbally abusive that when scene or heard is found to be amusing.

"I can't help watching Jackass it so amusive"

by Issential March 2, 2008

Abusement Park

A legendary groupchat

consists of more than 400 people

Check the abusement park

Ok.

by bbbbbbbbbruuuuuuuuhmoment69 December 7, 2021

altitude abuse

A term used by sky divers and base jumpers alike to refer to wasted altitude that could have been used as free fall time but was negated due to a lack of testicular fortitude, resulting in an early parachute pull.

It was Derrick's first jump so he freaked and he threw his chute only 5 seconds in. Total altitude abuse.

by Pete Samp December 1, 2009

Man Abuser

Form fitting tank top worn by men; looks good on skinny girls, or full busted women.

It's so hot, good thing I wore a man abuser.

by Charmaglamaine October 19, 2010

National abuse sam day

National abuse sam day is for all people who know a sam, he could be just really annoying or he could just be a twat. We all join in to punch him, kick him, slap him with your chanticleer or just any sort of abuse. It's always a male sam. Laws are still forced but with fewer consequences. It is celebrated on March 18th.

Sam-“hey man, ur nan. Boom.”
An intellectual-“I’M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS!” *slaps with Male Chicken/Rooster*
Sam-“NOOO”
The intellectual-“Thank god for its national abuse sam day, another good day”

by jeef yarson III May 25, 2020

National Abuse TJ Day

Every friday everyone is legally allowed to beat up TJ.

Hey its Friday!
No, Its national abuse TJ Day!

by chhaarrlloottee November 6, 2020