Alyssa 

An ugly person who's fat and gross and is really dumb and stupid and believes everything everyone says and has no friends because she's so gross and has a bunch of pimples and is super ugly

Alyssa is fat and ugly.

Alyssa by Ndndjdjis September 8, 2016

Alyssa 

The kind of girl who is a annoying brat and thinks she's better than everyone when really she's the worst , the girl that everyone hates , she is also so jealous of every one

Mad I would sure like to punch Alyssa in the face

Alyssa by Ckxjxhbj September 12, 2016

Alyssa 

ugly fat ass

yo she looks like an alyssa

Alyssa by 01913874646447832991 December 22, 2018

Alyssa 

Fucking faggot

Wow my cousin Alyssa is such an Alyssa. Plus she looks like squidward when he ate all the krabby patties. I think he hair is red like a fag. Her aunt michelle can't go 5 steps out of the house before flipping fucking shit god fucking dammit why wont she go on any damn roadtrips fucking pussy I swear to fucking got grow a pair, stroke a dick and get out there. Stop being such a fucking tool that you make ron and fucking god dam kim be your stupid "protector" when me and alyssa crack funny fucking jokes because honeslty they were so fucking funny I swear to got you stuck up fucking pussies you make casbah look like a mother fucking lion,.

Alyssa by akewi tp'q3w4ot;ilsfd;lesajfg June 14, 2018

Alyssa 

The king of the weebs

Man Alyssa sure is a weeb king.

Alyssa by Weeb_Destroyer69 September 11, 2019

Alyssa 

The type of girl that is stanky fishy and smells like shit. She is the smelliest girl and never have taken a shower. She has yet to discover deodorant.

Jeez you smell like Alyssa

Alyssa by Imdaddy69 January 20, 2020

alyssa 

dumbfuck would rather get the corona virus then spend 1 minute with her also loves furry porn and is a furry

what a alyssa

alyssa by Tigre touchant January 28, 2020