alyssa

a girl who thinks she knows everything, and says it passively but still comes out bitchy.

"You're pulling Alyssa"

by nicksgirlforlife March 14, 2016

alyssa

Bitch

She's a Bitch, Alyssa

by chase and carter July 28, 2016

alyssa

an alien head ho who falls in love with fake internet guys shes never met. thinks shes cool but is a major fake.

alyssa reed has 1 friend, brianna who is a wrist slahing, hypocratic, bitch, yo. grrrrrrrrr.

by philpollard January 24, 2010

ALYSSA

type in your roblox roleplay and people will know you are away from your keyboard

Person 1: yeah lets go home
person 2: ALYSSA
Person 1: ok cya later

by woooowwwrobloxis fun October 12, 2018

ALYSSA

such a bitch

OM MY GOD SHE IS SUCH A ALYSSA MAYYYYYYNH !

by hej med jer July 5, 2017

alyssa

Alyssa is a huge nerd. but she is a nice person to hang out with and a great personality. she is really funny and they are a very pretty brunette. also they will dress up as a playboy bunny!

That girl , Alyssa, doesn't know how to walk correctly.

by hay gurll October 28, 2020

alyssa

verb. to pull an alyssa is to get someone to cheat on their girlfriend with absolutely no effort, intention or plan.

ex. i'll bet you ten dollars i can pull an alyssa tomorrow night.

by wiiisdom April 17, 2011