joe and alondra

ahhhh... sex on the beach. joe and alondra can be found loving and fucking eachother through snapchats. joe will often buy her chicken nuggets. and alondra will always want to sleep or hang up. the phone sex is immaculate between these two.

joe and alondra got caught having phone sex in school

by fo_lif3 March 25, 2022

Leave me alone

When I say ‘leave me alone’, i mean it. DONT ASK IF I FEEL OKAY OR WHATS WRONG. STOP TALKING TO ME AND TURN YOUR BACK AROUND BEFORE I PUNCH YOUR FOREHEAD AND DANCE OVER YOUR COLLAPSED BODY.

Person 1: “Leave me alone”
Person 2: “Are you okay?”
Person 1: “I said, leave me alone.”
Person 2: “But I-“
Person 1: *Proceeds to attack person 2 with full force”

by IHATEmediumcups July 15, 2023

it's dangerous to go alone

A song on the Starbomb Album. The song about Link and A old man that wants to bang him.

"IRen caught me.
"Ok. Let's take her to the infirmary." Ren said.

Later...
"I know I wear a tunic but I'm not into men."

- Link

I smiled. "Have you ever heard the song it's dangerous to go alone?"

by LoverLoverdoki89 January 5, 2015

National stfu and leave me alone Day

Since everyone want to grab each other for like 37 days straight on April 13 we all just gonna chill. No gripping, grabbing or slapping each other.

person 1: Yo, it’s April 12 don’t fucking touch me...
person 2: what??
person 1: it’s national stfu and leave me alone day... gtfoh

by i’m right... you’re wrong May 25, 2018

Netflix and Chill Alone

"Netflix and Chill Alone" means to masturbate while watching Netflix.

Friend 1: Wyd later?
Friend 2: Ehh, I might Netflix and Chill Alone later on tonight.
Friend 1: LMFAO, have fun. XD

by Optimistic Edit November 18, 2015

Alone

Alone means being in a house eating ice cream and crying for the rest of ur life because u have no one Comfort u.ur by yourself for along time with nothing else to feel but a Brocken heart that will never be fix ur just alone

My Bf Brock up with me so now I’m alone

by Allycarson May 14, 2018

Alonement

The punishment of sins by self-imposed solitary confinement; alone + atonement = alonement

I was like, really naughty, but the alonement I did last weekend to make up for it sucked.

by Evil_Geoff March 24, 2007