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Alan

Some dumbass who say the same lines over and over.
Alan saysno way!” And “Cuh!”
by Someoneyoudon’tknow August 16, 2021
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Possibly Alan

Friend: "Hey you're a possibly alan!" You: "Thank you man!"
by jackakaka January 3, 2022
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Alan

A peice of shit who is socially awkward and want to die but won't do it as he is a pussy
Person 1: hey look Alan is going to the gym
Person 2: oh yea he is the one who fucked my mother and sister
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Alan

Alan is a real gansta, he is always willing to run thirties. Whenever the ops are around he is willing to blick em up.
Alan is also a racist ass dude, dont try and box him up. His charismatic demeanor leads others into the void as he emptys his clip unto the opposing side. He is also likely to be a zoophile as he indluges in horrid acts with a multitude of animals.
Dmoney tried to box up Alan but alan ran thirties too hard and emptied a clip into Dmoney.
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Alan

A fatass faggot nigga who dickrides certain people. He is also a sensitive wank who cant take no fucking jokes. Also a stupid ass nigger.
“He is definitely an Alan” “its giving Alan”
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Alan

Someone who wont shut the frick up
Shut up Alan!!!
by CheeseBorgerJunior October 23, 2022
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Alan Diff

When fucking idiot gay Alan can't play video games right so you lose
"Shit, we're losing, Alan diff."
by Poggers912 September 27, 2020
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