Kenwood Academy High school

A school in Chicago’s south side which still can’t get the temperature right and has a really good jazz band.

Teacher: Do you know Kenwood Academy High School?
Student: Yah that’s where R Kelly went
Teacher: Sadly yep

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** January 5, 2021

the ACE of enhypen

LEE HEESEUNG, the one and only ace all rounder of enhypen

omg look its LEE HEESEUNG, the ace of enhypen * the crowd cheers*

by beliftreal July 15, 2021

Said The Actress To The Bishop

A more clever, sophisticated way of saying "That's what she said." This phrasing goes back to very early Edwardian times and is of British origin.

"That's a BIG ONE, said the actress to the bishop."

by Koshell September 3, 2013

Real ID Act

Worse than the Patriot Act. Will put Homeland Security above the law. Heil Dubya!

SEC 102. WAIVER OF LAWS NECESSARY FOR IMPROVEMENT OF BARRIERS AT BORDERS.

Section 102(c) of the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act of 1996 (8 U.S.C. 1103 note) is amended to read as follows:


`(c) Waiver-


`(1) IN GENERAL- Notwithstanding any other provision of law, the Secretary of Homeland Security shall have the authority to waive, and shall waive, all laws such Secretary, in such Secretary's sole discretion, determines necessary to ensure expeditious construction of the barriers and roads under this section.


`(2) NO JUDICIAL REVIEW- Notwithstanding any other provision of law (statutory or nonstatutory), no court shall have jurisdiction--




`(A) to hear any cause or claim arising from any action undertaken, or any decision made, by the Secretary of Homeland Security pursuant to paragraph (1); or

`(B) to order compensatory, declaratory, injunctive, equitable, or any other relief for damage alleged to arise from any such action or decision.'.

by Caleb Grant February 5, 2005

garstang community academy

garstang community academy is seen as a prison and watch out lads and lasses, mr garret will be on you if you’re not careful, he’ll start messaging you and touching you up in lessons. and also mr fielden, he’ll make you bend down to pick up books or anything just to look up your skirt. oh yeah, and don’t forget how newly married mrs lakeland / mrs sugden had an affair with a teacher, mr farquaharson, who is also married and he has children. it all started on the ski trip of 2018 when they were left alone together almost every day. garstang community academy is a fantastic ‘family’ with people who wouldn’t hesitate to hit another person. it’s full of sweats and geeks and nerds. twats and bellends and freaks. boys who think they’re funny af but really they’re not. girls who will simply suck up to garret and fielden purely for attention or mr fieldens lolly pops. it’s also full of weirdos and fatties with the odd sporty freak. garstang is full of girls who simply don’t know how to do eyebrows and boys who simply don’t know when to shut there mouths. garstang has recently banned water and it’s gone so viral it’s even ended up in a magazine/ news paper in australia. not only that, probably the most decent teacher we’re ever going to get has just fucked off to another school for more money, typical of garstang really but yanno #bringbackbirch.

garstang community academy is a shit hole

by idgafaml April 18, 2019

Pretty Actor Syndrome

A sudden outpouring of fangirl attention and love for a fictional character who has recently been portrayed by a conventionally pretty actor in the live-action adaptation. This often angers the purists and hipsters who liked the character before he became hot and popular. Usually applicable only to male characters.

Fanboy 1: Girls are going nuts for Loki ever since The Avengers came out.
Fanboy 2: It's Pretty Actor Syndrome, they're just here for Tom Hiddleston

by The Master Planner September 11, 2015

Re-Accomodate

To beat savagely.

"Stop talking or I'll Re-Accomodate you"

"Keep messing with me, and I promise you will be Re-Accomodated"

"Walk away now, before I Re-Accomodate your face"

by moriya2k2 April 10, 2017