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auto-immune disorder

An serious illness characterized by the inability to resist the allure of motor vehicles, whether it's buying more cars than you need, needlessly driving/riding in them for extended periods of time, tinkering/upgrading them unnecessarily, etc.
Tim The Tool-man couldn't resist driving his wife's antique Austin-Healey sports car even though she'd expressly forbidden him to touch it. He admits that he has auto-immune disorder --- he's thinking of checking into the Henry Ford Clinic. :P
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
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Auto blu

Auto blu is a very hated italian trash song by shiva, that everyone jokes about.

If you have to go to the bathroom, listen to it!
2008 guy with a stereo: “auto bluu corro con il mio fraa lei messa lì io messo là non tornare in città, BRUM BRUM
by Mara Venier June 8, 2020
mugGet the Auto blumug.

Auto-Correctaled

When Auto-correct sticks it to you while texting your girl.
Was texting my girlfriend and instead of telling her "I love the way your booty looks in the moonlight."

Auto-correct told her: "Your booty is as blooming big as the moon."

My Auto-correct just Auto-Correctaled me.
by AnotherAlias January 16, 2019
mugGet the Auto-Correctaledmug.

Auto clicker

Auto clicker is usually a program, in which you can make it click the screen for you. Really helpful when your hand hurts from cookie clicker
Person A: I'm so tired from playing Cookie Clicker, but I need more cookies!
Person B: Just use an auto clicker
by NonToxicPoison November 9, 2025
mugGet the Auto clickermug.

auto-erotic suffixation

An act of self abuse involving self-strangulation and a large butt-plug (known as the 'suffix' by practitioners.) Often fatal, mostly harmless.
Got some Ai Chatbot posting as him on Kuro5hin.org ever since he killed himself with auto-erotic suffixation.
by Orion Blastar December 12, 2013
mugGet the auto-erotic suffixationmug.

Auto-pilot

When a person is on a cocktail of lots of cocaine, lots of liquor and possible sleep deprivation.
"Damn, that bitch is on auto-pilot"
by AncientAlien69 July 25, 2019
mugGet the Auto-pilotmug.

auto weapon

A vehicle driven by Awake Illinois and Moms for Liberty members after a little too much wine and knobslobn.
After this glass I'm going to drive my auto weapon to a library and scream at drag queens
by KNOBSLOB July 21, 2022
mugGet the auto weaponmug.

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