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All-Star Fuckup

An indivual who consistently belittles the value of time and money on an hourly basis.
One who can turn a pot of gold into a pile of shit by simply thinking of what to do with it.
An historical event that is cherished by an eye witness due to the extreme fuckin stupidity of another living, breathing human being.
An action or reaction that occurs from the lack of a rational thinking process that either highlights or concludes the saga of one's already insignificant life.
One who can never get it right; an underachiever; a waste of space.
A fuckup of all fuckups.
One that excels at fucking up; if fuckin up was a sport this individual would take the cake.
If ever there was a school for teaching people how to fuck up, this person would be the Master Instructor, the Kingpin, the Head Honcho, the Top Dog, the fuckin Guru.
If I wasn't surrounded by this team of All-Star Fuckups maybe I could get some work done around here.
Look at this All-Star Fuckup, 32 years old....can't even tie his fuckin shoe.
Thank God for All-Star Fuckups, I paid for my lunch today with a 20 and the dumb ass gave me back 40.
Today I witnessed an All Star Fuckup. This guy was riding his bike and staring at this hotties ass when the fuker hit a pothole and flipped over his bike. He then proceeded to dust himself off, rack his bike, and then follow the hottie into the Biology building.
by Guy Russell (Goo) August 30, 2008
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all the things

Used to express over-eager or widespread, non-specific desire or action to do or have many, if not all, of a certain thing or action. Similar in use to "for reasons".
1) When asked what she wanted to do Saturday afternoon, La-a (La Dasha) said, "all the things".
2) Upon arriving at the neighborhood picnic and seeing the plethora of delectable eats, Gary promptly exclaimed, "OMG, I want to eat all the things!"
by Mr. Silence Do-okay July 10, 2018
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all up in them guts

to have fucked a girl hard, to tear that shit up, to boink a hoe till she hurts, to fuck a girl good
Man, Sandra usually doesn't scream during sex but after I wuz all up in them guts I couln't hear anymore
by Lil Shank February 19, 2004
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ALL FACTS NO PRINTER

What to say when they spittin straight truth.
"If someone really cares about you, they will be happy that your happy"
"All facts no printer"
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all about

an indication that one is enthusiastically for a certain thing
"You want to go to the beach?"
"Hell yeah! I am ALL ABOUT htting the surf!"
by Joel July 24, 2003
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all-out

to go balls deep, or to give it your all. to try really hard and give a situation 100% of your attention
"man, pedro really goes all-out"
by vizcacha July 1, 2006
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All Kinds of Twelve

A strong determination towards a goal born as a product of overconsumption of alcohol. The term is derived from the phrase "twelve ways to Sunday."
by cullen4540 March 30, 2009
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