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emotional abortion

An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.
Girl 1: how was your OB appointment

Girl 2: OMG.. I got an emotional abortion, it was sooooooo good😩
by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025
mugGet the emotional abortionmug.

Backyard Abortion

4-5 shots of the cheapest vodka you can get your hands on. And your visit your local 7/11, get the nacho cheese sauce. You’ll want to chug about 2 cups worth. Lastly eat one whole skin on chicken breast, feel free to cover in mayo if you wish (helps the poultry go down) Goodluck
Yeah… she legit forgot to get to the 7/11, in time for her annual backyard abortion. It’s happening today tho now, if your free come by!
by anonymous April 17, 2023
mugGet the Backyard Abortionmug.

grammatical abortion

When a person disregards basically all rules of grammar in a passage they've spoken or written.
Teacher: "I would give this a 0; it's a good example of a full-on grammatical abortion"
Student: "Did you just use the expression 'grammatical abortion?!'" *laughs uncontrollably*
by Fyr211 March 13, 2021
mugGet the grammatical abortionmug.

relational abortion

To abortion one's spouse
He went to jail when he had a relational abortion
by 459395 June 29, 2023
mugGet the relational abortionmug.

Cosmetic Abortion

When you get an abortion for reasons not related to medical necessity, rape, or incest. An abortion that takes place simply due to the failure of an impregnated woman to successfully use contraceptives with consensual partners she's not willing bear children for, or abstain from sex altogether.

A cosmetic abortion is different from a corrective abortion in that it isn't medically or morally necessary, whereas a corrective abortion may take place due to extraordinary circumstances largely out of the mother's control or will. Mothers who seek out cosmetic abortions were reasonably capable of preventing the unwanted pregnancy in the first place, through either contraceptives or abstinence, making cosmetic abortions a procedure that's done due to a degree of sexual negligence and promiscuity of the recipient.
When most people say they support abortion, they mean only when it's medically necessary and protects victims of rape or incest. Cosmetic abortions however walks a moral tightrope considering all of the measures one can take to prevent an unwanted pregnancy, and aborting the fetus is seen as rejecting the moral responsibility and duty of raising your human child.

"Liberals always intertwine medically necessary abortions with cosmetic abortions when arguing for abortion as a whole. Stacy aborting her child's fetus because she wants to screw chad raw isn't the same as a woman getting an abortion because child birth may literally kill her. A false equivalency and guise to the fact a grand portion of abortions in America are due to sexual negligence, promiscuity, and ignorance. Should people have a constitutional right to terminate their own healthy, developing child and forfeit their parental duty?"
by nexlyfe May 4, 2022
mugGet the Cosmetic Abortionmug.

Reverse Abortion

When instead of the child being killed the mother is killed while giving birth.
Did you hear Mary had a reverse Abortion?
by anonymous January 24, 2022
mugGet the Reverse Abortionmug.

Abortion hat

You becky you want me to wear that abortion hat or you wants me to creampie ya hoe ass
by Formulaatld December 4, 2021
mugGet the Abortion hatmug.

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