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slang for an inappropriate blog on tumblr to use when there's a large group of people, particularly the parents of a minor, around
"Have you seen Aaron recently?"
Aaron by bxdxu July 13, 2017
If you’re name is Aaron yah dun messed up
“Yah dun messed up a-a-ron” “it’s pronounced Aaron”
Aaron by Paytro December 18, 2017
Someone who always calls himself handsome. He is popular with many friends but also has a high temper. An Aaron is usually very sporty and plays sports such as basketball and soccer. He gets good grades in school and has a sense of humor. He’s that type of person that will be like a best friend to you
Hey look... that kid plays soccer too”
Must be an Aaron”
Aaron by godzilla god January 24, 2018
Now if you've ever hurt one think about how he's felt.

An Aaron can be many people. But...he is for sure an amazing guy that can usually get taken for granted. What he lacks in looks, he makes up for in having an extremely massive sized penis that hits a girl's pussy so hard her grandchildren can feel it. Most of the time Aarons can be quiet. That's because they are usually thinking about the dumbest shit, ways to better themselves, or nothing at all. Aarons also need a lot love because that's what they are consistently giving back. If you hurt an Aaron, his Aaron niggas will be there to try and help him. Basically you should get yourself an Aaron cause you can't find most of them. And when you do they usually are really sweet guys that are left in the cold. Aaron may or may not tell you he loves you just as fast as he is to slip his penis into your tight asshole. For some reason an Aaron can only range from Borderline ugly to Fairly cute. Either way they work their way to your heart and hold onto it as long as you aren't willing to let them go
Virgin Girl: Aaron, oh my daddy. I've never had one of you before so please be gentle on my exteremely wet and super tight pussy.
Aaron by AnalVirginityStealer February 14, 2018
A smug man who loves to ask people if they like eating blended elderly people and if they are melting.

He is best friends with Nitesh and always is smug and can track people down through their car details.

#smug4ever
Nitesh: Aaron what are you doing?
Aaron: Looking up your car's details!
Aaron by JoeL591-Tma March 12, 2018
I wish I had big muscles like Aaron Ramos.
Aaron by Smallboi May 14, 2018