soft worm

When a males penis doesnot respond to stimulation.
Penis
Dick
Shaft
Limp dick
Softy

My boyfriend had soft worm all last night , which made for a very long night.

by Dr. Ranch April 27, 2011

Text worm

An unnecessarily long, angry text message usually sent by an ex wife. Text worms can contain an overdose of grammar, such as I can not, or You have, Repetition of sentences, stuff that doesn't make any sense to you, swear words, and/or combinations of swear words such as: (And I have actually seen this) Jackhole. Most text worms only need to be responded with "Ok" or "Thanks" maybe even "Wow". If you want to piss them off and make them send shorter, faster texts then send an emoji of a person speaking. If you want to ignore them turn off your phone and put it under something where you can't hear the dings.

The text worm was long and angry, and it didn't make any sense to me so I just said yes.

by Cheese Lizard July 25, 2017

PENIS WORM

When your penis turns into an earth worm

I have to turn in early Benjamin I'm sorry my wife needs to feed soil to my Penis Worm

by Jonovan Kirk August 07, 2021

King worm

the king of all motherfucking dicks.

OMG Susan Aaron totally has a king worm.

by brupbrupjimdawg April 29, 2009

Worms Of Vomit

A Slamming Brutal Death Metal band from Assam India. We entitled our first song "Essence Of Brutality". Also had released an EP "Cannibilistic Decayed".

Worms Of Vomit Slamming Brutal Death Metal Death Metal Gore Goregrind

by bibek666 November 04, 2014

lemon worm

when you take a lemon and push a worm into it and take out the worm, you get a lemon worm!

mike: was there ever a lemon worm in that lemon?
julie: yes, there was one in there!

by 39209181514 May 29, 2020

Rod Worms

Sperm.

Tina knelt before me. Waiting. Excited. Blam-o! Face full of rod worms!

Masturbating in the shower is messy. Hard to get the rod worms from between your toes.

by BeniusMaximus December 06, 2019