by Pseudoymous Bosch June 9, 2016
Get the william tucker mug.He's a pretty sweet guy, super nerdy though... can't stay away from minecraft. Also likes to fish. He is a dorky, country bumpkin. He seems like he'd be shorter right? Wrong, he is freakishly tall like look at him in the dark and he is like bigfoot. He also has a massive dick.
Girl 1: You're dating tucker?!
Girl 2: Yeah he's the best.
Girl 1: Damn you must be getting some good dick.
Girl 2: Not yet :/ he is too respectful.
Girl 2: Yeah he's the best.
Girl 1: Damn you must be getting some good dick.
Girl 2: Not yet :/ he is too respectful.
by thatonebitchnigga May 13, 2019
Get the Tucker mug.by totc1 July 18, 2023
Get the Cock Tucker mug.a guy that likes chinchillas and to run and do things active. but can also be quite lazy and likes to play video games and build stuff in his spar time. he can be annoying at times. all the girls love him and want to date him but he is very choosy and likes funny girls and is willing to devote time to them. he has a great sense of humor and can brighten the room when he walks in. his hobby's are RC cars and minecraft but he would most diffidently pick video chatting with his girlfriend in stead.
tucker is very handsome
by thetank2017 March 30, 2019
Get the tucker mug.1) To have the confused look Tucker Carlson has on his television show, that he practices at home by having random strangers engage in sex with his wife while asking them strawman questions to see if it affects their performance.
2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
1) "By the time I got through explaining what was wrong with his car, Jim looked like Tucker Carlson trying to understand cunilingus."
2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."
2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."
by FredMaudibCNN March 27, 2021
Get the Tucker Cucking mug.Tucker, the typical English name for someone who is born out in the west side of america. Tucker is a go happy kid who wears overalls and a blue plaid shirt. Tucker has three different types of species; Species A is a farmer boy who learned how to drive a tractor at 3 years old and has already said the N word 20 times in his life, Species B is a rich fuck who has parents that own a 2 million dollar rancher out in east Oklahoma, Species C is a kid who is normal and just happens to have the most god forbidden name.
A: “Hey everybody, my names Tucker! I live on a ranch wit my ma and pa”
B: “Oh hey guys, my names Tucker. I live on a farm with 48 acres, and we have ate last 20 stations all costing 20,000 dollars each”
C: “Hey, my names Tucker.”
B: “Oh hey guys, my names Tucker. I live on a farm with 48 acres, and we have ate last 20 stations all costing 20,000 dollars each”
C: “Hey, my names Tucker.”
by You didn’t hear it from me June 28, 2023
Get the Tucker mug.