Mitch

A respectful man who never tries to make fun of anyone

That man is so nice, he’s such a Mitch

by Hxksbcjslsbbxcj. Ccjodjsbx July 19, 2022

Mitch

Mitch a man bitch, has no friends and doesn’t hop off xbox a loser who has a small dick, don’t be a Mitch

Guy 1 - yo you have a small cock
Guy 2 - yeah I have a Mitch I’m a loser and a gay cunt like mitxh

by anonymous November 5, 2021

D-Mitch

1. The painful result after falling on your head from standing on a railing.

2. A really stupid act.

Kid: David wait, don't stand on that railing.

David: Man, it'll be fine. Just watch.

Kid: Oh Snap!

David: lying on ground having a seizure Ambulance. Now.

When Kid was asked what happened to David, he explains: He pulled a total D-Mitch.

by DMitchMom March 27, 2009

Mitch

An unsuccessful comb over.

The mitch he's got going on is sad.

by derice gustine September 29, 2021

mitch

A man whore.

mitch is a man slut

by DiCkLIckEr666999 August 25, 2019

Mitch

The name given to a true gentlemen. He has good values and is very considerate. He has a gentle soul but when provoked will tear your face apart. Do not underestimate him as he will pull a Liam Neeson on you.

His such a true Mitch of a guy.

by Moby786 November 23, 2021

mitch slap

slap a dumbass named mitch or mitchell on DEC 13

come here so i can mitch slap you

by coltvow December 12, 2023