Lucas

A boy that likes to hump everything

Lucas loves humping the chair

by Dhdirgjrd May 29, 2019

Lucas

Lucas is a guy who seems shy and closed off when you first meet him but over time he becomes a massive goofball who does the most werid things. Lucas makes offensive jokes and references that somehow makes everyone laugh. Lucas would spent his time talking to his friends, playing old games or indulging in a weird activity like writing a fanfiction about his friends. Lucas loves making people laugh and will do a lot to help out, like becoming a private investigator or love doctor when you need it. He has a soft spot for cute things wether that be a tiny fork or hearing a love confession you can usually hear him go "aww". When he's not joking around he's a great friend who supports you through thick and thin and will do his best to make you feel better when you're down. Even though he appears to only be a joker, he will do his best to help you out through anything, even if that includes putting himself on the line. A great person to be around all together and is loyal to the end. In all he's a nerdy guy with lots of interest and a very loyal and helpful heart. Doesn't want to be popular or hated, he just wants someone to laugh with.

"Hey guys remember it's T-Mobile Tuesday, get your free Slow cooker Sunday aprons."
"Lucas, why..?'
"do you want one?"
"Obviously."

by doctorislamhere May 24, 2018

Lucas

A person who is really gay and has his parents pay girls to date him. He thinks he is really good at basketball basketball when he’s actually terrible.

Dude you can tell that kid is a Lucas

by T5G May 16, 2019

Luca

The peak of small dick energy. His cock is 0.2 inches and completely shuts down around women. He most likely still lives with his mom and has a 99% chance of being a homosexual. If you are friends with one I have nothing but pity for you.

Dude, stop being such a Luca.

by LucaHater69 April 23, 2020

Luca

The biggest virgin in existence will only have sex with hookers or prostitutes

Anyone:Luca is a massive adult virgin
Everyone Else:You right

by Epic chad October 12, 2019

Lucas

(Lucas) is a true friend one that will do about anything but don't take kindness for weakness can turn on a dime a person with high quality to a known issue of self esteem issues

Lucas I'm over here

by Lucas matthew December 22, 2016

Luca

Luca is a waste of time, a Luca is embarrassing to be around and has no friends, Luca is garbage

Person 1: Is that Luca
Person 2: Yes, he's so embarrassing
Person 3: oh no he's coming over here
Everybody: *Running away

by Troll (^^) November 12, 2019