jakes

It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."

I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.

by melodious December 21, 2006

The Jake

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.

That guy has feet like the jake.

by idedontknow October 25, 2004

Jake

Is an idiot

Jake your such an idiot you will never get a girlfriend

by Jake's dad May 7, 2018

Jake

A nice but guy that often puts himself down and always helps others. He never thinks of himself first only other people and is the gayest pansexual you will ever meet.

Who's that guy?
That's a Jake, careful I hear the gay is contagious

by The Pan Penguin October 10, 2019

Jake

Jakes are knoggers who hate when other people don't listen to them then snap at then they also stutter and do the Jake push

Jake is such a knogger

by Même guy December 10, 2019

Jake

A pansexual adorable like bean that's gay as Hell

Wow, he's a total Jake

by The Pan Penguin October 9, 2019

Jake

No this isn’t jake from state farm. Although one would expect him to be a stereotypical white boy, he is quite the opposite. He’s kinda a nerd with two monitors and probably has a rainbow keyboard. He likes space and was accidentally a cuck in his trip to Germany. He also has a fat velumptious butt.

Omg Jake is my bae, I wanna move to Switzerland with him.

by user213283 October 11, 2020