When the male rides on a female's back, with his dick in her ass. The female crawls on all fours, like a horse, and the male eats Sauerkraut, like a German.
Guy One: Bro, I gave my girlfriend a German Horse last nite. It was awesome!
Guy Two: I thought you hated sauerkraut.
Guy Two: I thought you hated sauerkraut.
by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011
Get the German Horsemug. when a girl is sittin in between your legs suckin you off while your standing up, and you give her a nice healthy dose of "beer shits" down the front off her chest as it runs to her belly button!
by Nicholas the Great August 22, 2004
Get the german mudslidemug. Me and this girl I met at the bar went back to my house last night and I gave her the German Bulldozer.
by Hose-b July 23, 2008
Get the German Bulldozermug. After digesting 6 tacos from taco bell, you engage in sexual activities with your partner and then you take you penis out of her vagina and proceed to excrete feces all over her face and say "Auchtung."
by RexIsDead November 28, 2007
Get the German Mudcakemug. by Humans are juicy February 4, 2018
Get the Mr Germanmug. - When 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse.
- Person 1 sticks his/her finger in either their bum hole or vagina.
- The partner grabs the arm of Person 1 and moves it in and out in a uniform motion.
- Causing Person 1 to slowly climax.
- Person 1 sticks his/her finger in either their bum hole or vagina.
- The partner grabs the arm of Person 1 and moves it in and out in a uniform motion.
- Causing Person 1 to slowly climax.
by InfamousBrownie October 17, 2011
Get the German Fiddlermug. The tradition of showing the love to our country, except that in Germany, showing any National pride results in you being called a racist Nazi by a "Gutmensch" or multiple "Gutmenschen".
Generally, in Germany, it's disliked to love your country or to be proud of being German.
German Pride is hated in Germany.
Generally, in Germany, it's disliked to love your country or to be proud of being German.
German Pride is hated in Germany.
German 1: "I have a German flag in my room"
German 2: "OH MY GOD! YOU WANT TO GAS ALL JEWS AND MURDER ALL FOREIGNS!!!"
German 1: "I'm half Italian"
German 2: "OH MY GOD YOU NAZI YOU ARE RETARDED FUCK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
German 1: "If you want you can go fuck yourself because you seem to lack a sex life."
German 2: *faints*
Situation 2:
Foreigner: "I'm proud to be from my country!"
German: "I'm not allowed to be proud, have pride, love my nationality or country. Gutmenschen have conquered our country and we are restricted. We are told that proudness equals National Socialism. Excuse me while I vote for a political party which supports Anti-German behavior. We have no German Pride."
Foreigner 2, listening from afar: "That sounds like an easy to conquer country."
German 2: "OH MY GOD! YOU WANT TO GAS ALL JEWS AND MURDER ALL FOREIGNS!!!"
German 1: "I'm half Italian"
German 2: "OH MY GOD YOU NAZI YOU ARE RETARDED FUCK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
German 1: "If you want you can go fuck yourself because you seem to lack a sex life."
German 2: *faints*
Situation 2:
Foreigner: "I'm proud to be from my country!"
German: "I'm not allowed to be proud, have pride, love my nationality or country. Gutmenschen have conquered our country and we are restricted. We are told that proudness equals National Socialism. Excuse me while I vote for a political party which supports Anti-German behavior. We have no German Pride."
Foreigner 2, listening from afar: "That sounds like an easy to conquer country."
by The 🍓 October 11, 2018
Get the German Pridemug.