by Dugly November 05, 2020
Man, I accidently named the pornography directory on our shared computer "PicsOfKittensAndPuppiesStickingOutTheirTongues." I didn't think she would open it. I guess I'll have to really "pick up the diapers" tonight.
by lavishfestival July 29, 2016
by McSpreader February 25, 2024
wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.
trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"
by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J August 11, 2019
A sexual position. The receiver is on their back, near the edge of the bed. The top is standing beside the bed, similar to the classic position. However, the top holds the receiver's ankles together with one hand, looking like they are changing their diaper, allowing their other hand to be free able to go wherever.
"After doing it doggie style for a while, I was giving it to her diaper style, and she was loving it"
by Tunaman March 05, 2015
I looked up "diaper cake" and am disappointed that it's a thing where you stack diapers to look like a cake and not a cake that looks like a diaper
by Yonkers Homeboy January 18, 2019
Old President: I'm free i don't have to wear these presidential diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers
by School is the worst October 25, 2022