crown of brown

Pooping a perfect circle on your partner's head in a very sexual way.

My girl is a princess, so I like to treat her to a crown of brown every chance I get.

by Dogs.Breakfast June 9, 2016

crown snatch

Scalping of a bushy crotch

This girl forgot to shave, let's crown snatch her!

by GhettoGeek June 4, 2015

brownie crown

Noun - an anus

Adjective - used to describe a person who is behaving like an asshole

"Steve drank the last of the milk and then put the empty carton back in the fridge. He's acting like a real brownie crown."

by Rachel Hughes January 6, 2008

Crown lover

Another word for British "person". Crown lovers aren't subhuman, because subhumans are slightly human.

Death to all Crown lovers. Anglocide now!

by urlocaltranfem October 15, 2023

Crowning

When you shove a flute headjoint, Crown up, inside of an asshole.

Bro, I'm a flute player and my girlfriend loves Crowning me!

by Krownelius February 5, 2024

Crowning Clutch

When You Are The last member of your squad and you clutch the dub

My brother just got a crowning clutch

by Lil logma March 29, 2023

Crowned

The act of receiving a crown or having a crown placed on one's head. For example in the video game Kirby's Return to Dreamland the character Magolor is crowned with the master crown after tricking Kirby and his friends.

You've been crowned the new ruler.

by 0Magolor April 15, 2022