Ladies, watch out for his ham cannon. It stretched me too wide and nearly blew a wad through my spine.
by Waffle Joe January 20, 2006
Get the ham cannonmug. a horribly powerful weapon in most fps games that only someone who cant get any kills uses because there are too n00bie to do it the real way.
nick: w0000000t look at all da kills i got! IM THE HALO MASTER!
mackzy: dude you were in the n00bie cannon (tank) so that aint fair, now lets play with out the tank.
mackzy: dude you were in the n00bie cannon (tank) so that aint fair, now lets play with out the tank.
by mackzy November 2, 2004
Get the n00bie cannonmug. by Arrow January 10, 2005
Get the noob cannonmug. Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
by Paul Thompson August 14, 2006
Get the Ride the cannonmug. A gun used only by nubs/newbs/n00bs. A gun that is easy to kill with and also easy to spray and pray with.
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
Get the newbie cannonmug. usually in reference to couples; the typical, or commonly-known pairings. commonly used in fan-fiction summaries to identify the coupling that will be used.
for twilight: the normal coupling of edward & bella, emmett & rosalie, alice & jasper would be idenified as "cannon pairings"
by miss cullen April 27, 2009
Get the cannon pairingsmug. A person with the ability to go off unprovoked (usually under the influence of alcohol) at any time, cause disaster at a whim whilst completely unaware of the carnage around them.
by SmokerOfDogs July 23, 2015
Get the Loose cannonmug.