(girl) oh great Bearded Imp is
on league again how am i ment to rub his big hard nipples and small pp now : (
on league again how am i ment to rub his big hard nipples and small pp now : (
by ghee99 November 22, 2018
Get the Bearded Impmug. A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.
by Googleme367 January 17, 2017
Get the bearded donkeymug. An Advent beard is a beard grown during the period of Advent. It is often done under the guise of Advent where you normally cant pull off a jaw diaper. On rare occasion the beard grower may make a vague reference to some theological reason for growing it.
by madmax_fargo February 4, 2010
Get the Advent Beardmug. after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.
by Fred the babykiller February 12, 2015
Get the The bearded hipstermug. When you are a a bar or event and after shooting liquor, you realize that you did not wash your face from the prior night cunnilingus on a female.
Derrek was at the bar and realized he had tasted the beard back in his shot and it was a bit crusty.
by Nipple Knockers April 8, 2021
Get the Beard Backmug. An unfortunate, four-day-growth of completely unkempt facial hair, found most commonly on gentlemen who have given up on life entirely. Frequently visualized on AIDS patients, but the phenomenon is non-exclusive to this disease.
"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."
by Passionate James January 19, 2014
Get the AIDS beardmug. by Teshandra April 22, 2013
Get the Shave the beardmug.