bishop dubourg

Sanitarium full of prisoners. Fuck. This. School. EBK

“Yo bro you go to Bishop Dubourg?”
“Yea.”
“Damn sorry bro.”
“Yea I know.”

:(

by anonymous November 2, 2023

St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all

kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022

Blinging The Bishop

The act of shaving and adorning the male member with glitter and jewels to improve its attractiveness.

John usually spent his Saturday afternoons blinging the bishop ready for an evening of mad debauchery...

by shane ye January 24, 2011

Josie Bishop

The only girl in the world. Absolutely amazing; not to love her it's just something impossible. Just by looking at her, you realize that you can't live without her. Awesome as nothing else, Josie Bishop is the reason of Joy in the life of anyone that meets her. Be always her friend, treat her right as she deserves to, and never EVER tell her you that love her at only one month of classes together. You most certainly would ruin everything.

Josie Bishop called to the main office.

by Jo'ves February 26, 2017

Bishoped

When a friend lies about how long they will be gone

Friend: He still hasn’t gotten back?
Friends 2: I think he Bishoped you deadass

by Pale Nigga December 20, 2020

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020

Dirty Bishop

When a woman sitting next to you leaves an airport lounge before you, and you immediately sniff her seat to detect some sweet, sweet butt biscuits.

This chick was Charlotte-bound, so I had to pull a dirty Bishop and get me somma dem butt biscuits in my nostril holes.

by Flirtin Burton June 11, 2024