January 9th

Boys don’t be a pussy and ask that Girl out

Jayden: do you have something to say to me Elliott it’s January 9th
Elliott: Jayden I actually like you

by Jaydenthatbitch January 1, 2022

January 9th

national make out with your friend nick day, if you have a friend name nick give the b#tch a smooch

bob: hey homie *kiss*
Nick: nice
bob: happy January 9th

by jacob the toad eater January 8, 2022

February 9th

A day where Christmas is in February get presents

Happy Christmas in February 9th here’s your present

February 9th present

by Imapanda3333 January 19, 2022

December 9th

National kiss your best friend day!

“Hey girly!”
“Wassup”
*kisses*
“Why’d you do that?”
“It’s December 9th!”

by You’re.mom_ December 6, 2021

December 9th

Unlimited besito (kiss) day

Guy : Its December 9th
Girl: *Stares*
SMOOOOOCHHH

by ynnohj December 8, 2021

9th December

national send a tit pic to your boy friend.

no excuses

girl: it’s the 9th it’s national send a tit pic today* sends pic*

guy: oh thanks

9th December

by sexcbeasan1343 December 9, 2021

December 9th

December 9th is Ellie’s day. Everyone is expected to tell Ellie “Happy Birthday” and to not react if she does not say “Thanks.” Ellie’s day is the best day in the world, even if it’s not her birthday. She is to be given all the love and presents in the world.

Omg! It’s December 9th, Ellie’s day! I forgot to get her a present and tell her happy birthday.

by mostlypolitical December 10, 2021