December 9th

National ask out your crush day!!

Today, December 9th, I asked out my crush.

by tiktok legend December 3, 2019

May 9th

The cheesiest of all gatherings from the boys (snails) being back in town aleing and cheesing away at whatever they can get their gritty hands on.

Yo creep I cant wait to cheese my boxers off on may 9th and get super weird!

by Viralricky May 1, 2024

September 9th

This day is one of the best days since one of the best people are born. Today is also one of the most popular birthdays. Today is also my friends birthday Leago. Happy birthday girl have a great day

"Today is September 9th"
"Yh and Happy Birthday Leago"

by ~Ree♡ September 8, 2022

September 9th

National get fucked by/fuck Cody Wieczorek day. Find Cody Wieczorek and have sex with him.

Girl 1: did you hear about September 9th?

Girl 2: no, don’t you mean September 11th? What’s September 9th

Girl 1: September 9th is national get fucked by/fuck Cody Wieczorek day!!

Girl 2: OH MY GOD NO WAY!!!!!

by Stinkysteve897 September 8, 2021

9th dentist

the 1/10 dentists that always seems to disagree with the others.
usually it's about the toothpaste they recommend, but the subject can differ

2nd dentist: hey what shall we eat tonight?

4th dentist: I dunno, yall want pizza?

9th dentist: I'm more in the mood for taco's

*all other dentist sigh in unison

5th dentist: why are you alway like this Jeffery?

by IRealyHateWindowsNews September 13, 2022

July 9th

Kiss you crush day! 💋

Gaga July 9th

by mxstirr July 8, 2022

May 9th

National give it get a blowjob day. On this day if you ask someone for a blowjob they have to give you one.

May 9th

“Hey can I get a blowjob?”
“Yeah”

by 743772 May 6, 2022