Milf 69

M.I.L.F ( Mother In Late Forties) Born in 1969

Mom: Son i just made an Instagram account!
Son: Cool mom.
Mom: My username is Milf 69
Son: MOM NO!!!

by Pagina 69 September 29, 2017

lol 69

What anyone who hasn't completed middle school will say when they see the number "69".

Through AIM:

person 1: hay u wana cum over n play cod5
person 2: lol cum
person 1: nvm u cant anyway iz my gpas bday 2day
person 2: kk jw how old is he turning
person 1: 69
person 2: lol 69

by InstantWinston April 1, 2009

Adam 69

When two police officers park their cruisers beside each other while facing opposite directions so that the driver's doors line-up and they can chat. Derived from the 1970s cop show Adam 12 and of course the act of 69-ing.

"Slow up! Adam 69 in the parking lot over there."

by George Migash April 28, 2006

Yankee 69

When you and another person hold the mesmerizing scent of a Yankee candle up to each others faces for an orgasmic experience.

Friend 1: “Aww dude you gotta smell this candle!”
Friend 2: “This one I got is awesome, let’s Yankee 69!!”

by stonetelephone December 20, 2018

libslayer.69

Name of the girl who cancelled popular rapper "Lil Uzi Vert."

me: hey did you see libslayer.69s tiktok?

friend: yes shes so hot wtf
me: trueeeee

by user12909203930 March 9, 2021

69 Overuser

Someine who overuses the term 69ing so it becomes annoying.

Mike: Hey let's 69 on our double date!
John: Dude wtf?
Mike: I can 69 your girlfriend and you 69 mine and we'll all 69 everybody!
John: Dude don't be a 69 Overuser.

by realdoorkonbh August 7, 2012

The 69 Salad

A sexual special order; not ever found on the menu. Consists of the original 69-position where both are served licking of the assholes.

DINING HERE IS RESERVATIONS FOR TWO ONLY.

A Trademark and Tradition of

Rusty & MalibuTarbie

"Hey what are y'all doing for lunch?"

"MalibuTarbie and I are at the strip club, just ordered The 69 Salad."

*That shit sounds delicious. ... hopefully the service ain't crap. Last time I got served a bunch of BULL SHIT!"

by MalibuTarbie September 2, 2016