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Union Ass Bath

When an individual proceeds to wash their dirty ass in the sink expecting no one to notice the poop stain leading to the drain, only to be walked in upon whilst performing the action.
I so thought I was in the clear but then was caught taking a union ass bath!
by NW_Boarder April 5, 2025
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Union rules

Wha... What do you mean "actors can't actually have sex when they film sex scenes!?" She should be able to consent to whoever she wants whenever she wants! What next!? Are you going to try to stop the female employees of group homes for the developmentally disabled from fucking the clients!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
Hym 😨 "Union rules!? You mean... I've been masterbating to FAKE SEX SCENES!? UERGH! UUUUGH!! 🤢 Why would you do that!? OOOHOHOHOHO!!! YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR IT NOW! I've been defrauded! I... I'm... I'm suing everybody for this! You bastards are going to pay for every wasted sperm! HHUEEGH! 🤢 Ugh! I'm suing everybody! I'm suing Ann Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal for that bullshit pill movie! I'm suing Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie for that spy movie! Everyone's getting it! You SICK bastards! FUCK! 🥺 I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS..."
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
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Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.
The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019
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Cum Union

An Orgy.
David: So Karen, Angel, Ricky, Davidita, are you ready to have a Cum Union tonight?

Ricky and Davidita: Sure....!
by Viscount Druitt February 14, 2023
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a union of moons

Like a pack of wolves or a horde or zombies, a union of moons is a group of unsavoury paedophiles getting together at night.
A union of Moons is having an online meeting, let's hope the hunters are out tonight
by PH Basher June 11, 2024
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Scarlet Union

A union of people that is very red, This can be a crowd of people that are wearing red, This can often be seen as a game full of noobs and veterans,
The Scarlet union of the crowd was amazing
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Beer Union

Gathering place for those that enjoy great beer and great company.
Let's have our happy hour at the Beer Union tonight!
by Bistro 450 December 3, 2010
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