J-Mong

When you finger a girl in the asshole and she decides to drop a poop on your hand and finish it off with a "sorry"

You gave me a J-Mong, wtf!!

by Dirty gates May 17, 2011

j-kob

(v) the act of being fucked over due to your own stupidity.
(n) the result of fucked up redneck genetics and verbal parental abuse. Could also be someone you ridicule.

That Nigga just got j-kobbed by the cops.
Jacob just got expelled from school cause he wrote a threatening email to a teacher. Damn that nigga just got j-kobbed

by Guy who works at michaels January 8, 2009

j-line

Direct line to Jesus

Did you get a J-Line at church tonight? Are you a J-Line to your friends and family?

by JoyAdams November 15, 2006

J Cat

(Prison/Jail Term) Any person who is mentally unstable or requires psyche drugs to maintain.

That fool over there talking to himself, walking like a chicken is a J Cat.

by Wood Dawger October 2, 2005

J + M

Meant to be together. Firstly there will be some fights(cute figths) but once you accept the fact you have to be together you are going to be a lovely couple

J + M got married 1 month after they got together

by 1j April 9, 2021

J-lag

Anybody who is straight up tripping on the household product Robitussin.

Wow, look at that J-lag over there near the empty Robitussin box.

by JigglyjellyrollsBarret October 10, 2011

J. ho

Another nickname for the loveable Jennifer Lopez.

J. ho is getting married...AGAIN?

by Mugzie August 23, 2006