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Pandemic Beard

When a man grows a beard during self quarantine because he's too lazy to shave.
person 1: Dude, did you see Justin's pandemic beard?
person 2: I know dude, he's posting it EVERYWHERE!
by froooooooogy March 25, 2020
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bearded donkey

A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.
I can't believe I got so wasted last night that Tony gave me the bearded donkey.
by Googleme367 January 17, 2017
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Bearded Imp

A Bearded Imp is boi who has verry hard nipples and a small pp who likes to play league
(girl) oh great Bearded Imp is

on league again how am i ment to rub his big hard nipples and small pp now : (
by ghee99 November 22, 2018
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Free Bearding

The act of a guy not shaving his face. Similar to free balling for guys and free boobing for gals.
Josh: Dude, you look like you haven't shaved in a week. Are you growing a beard?

Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
by Chickypoo247 December 4, 2011
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Bearded Santa

The act of cuming on your partners face and using your dick to shape it into Santa's beard.
Jenny was pissed off when she woke up with a bearded Santa on Christmas morning.
by Plattsperv January 2, 2012
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Blacke Bearde

A formidable pirate, with HUGE feet.
Blacke Bearde knew the importance of image in his line of work. Before battle, he would dress all in black, strap several pistols to his chest and put on a large black captain’s hat. Then, he would put slow burning fuses in his hair and beard. The fuses constantly sputtered and gave off smoke, which wreathed him in a perpetual greasy fog. He looked like a devil who had stepped right out of hell and onto a pirate ship and most of his victims simply surrendered their cargo rather than fight him.
by Miss Defy October 7, 2011
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Beard Spotter

One who helps identify food particles and other undesirables in someone else's beard
I would have gone down on that girl with hot sauce in my beard if it weren't for my beard spotter!
by Baldwin West August 6, 2016
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