Hym “Look at us. We’re surrounded by chaos. But which of us is flourishing Jordan? Which of us is colluding with the media to render the dissent of their detractors moot? ‘It’s not me. It can’t be me. I’m a clinician!’ You think, as you pat yourself on the back for winning a game I wasn’t even aware I was playing until I was in my late 20s. And look what you do with the spoils of your victory. Wield them against your enemies. No different than the people who came after you.”
by Hym Iam October 6, 2022

by petrichoir April 15, 2022

A setting on your microwave that is used for when you forget to take the turkey out of the freezer to thaw and your mom is pulling into the driveway.
by Superfortniter2008 November 4, 2020

1. There was just chaos when putting 14 alcoholics in one house with an hookah pipe and speaker
2. Chaos is getting kicked out of a club for trying to steal a Jagger bottle
3. Chaos is sitting in the street for an hour outside the club tryna get an uber
2. Chaos is getting kicked out of a club for trying to steal a Jagger bottle
3. Chaos is sitting in the street for an hour outside the club tryna get an uber
by Harrislisa July 3, 2022

Meow chaos is so called “Satanist extorting group” which spends most of their time on discord. They get information on boys and girls and make them do things like slice “meow chaos” into their thighs and make them kill their own pets. Most of them have been supporting of child P@rnography and animal P@rn. And Necroph!!e P@rn And They are known for And Neo-N@z1 Terrorism
by Xxjames September 24, 2025

When a person or character did something wrong, and pays for it in the end, but it's not because of what the did at all.
The opposite of poetic justice or karma.
The opposite of poetic justice or karma.
When she lost the poker tournament she didn't invite us to, it was poetic chaos - we don't believe in luck.
by Eliadia February 17, 2022

A person who simply is not part of the program, one who acts only for their own pleasure in a way that causes harm or disorder.
Actions of Chaos Agents vary widely, scaling from petty personal relations to being a malignancy towards their society.
Actions of Chaos Agents vary widely, scaling from petty personal relations to being a malignancy towards their society.
01 : "Brian is a total fucking nob, pulls a fast one on us the second the police show up despite causing the whole thing. Bit of a chaos agent..."
02 : "Just wait for 5 years until you see him on the news planting car bombs and publicly hanging people, then you can call him a chaos agent."
02 : "Just wait for 5 years until you see him on the news planting car bombs and publicly hanging people, then you can call him a chaos agent."
by n0tAsp00k December 29, 2024
