a perpetually drunken hobbit with bushy eyebrows and pubes all over his feet. He is often mistaken for Gary Busey when he's plastered, but then people realize its him when he starts crying on the phone after drunk dialing girls who throw up at the thought of him.
Bill: Hey what was that thing eating out of the trashcan?
Tim: Oh its just a Mike Pizza, it will go away, just ignore it.
Tim: Oh its just a Mike Pizza, it will go away, just ignore it.
by Johnny O'Malley February 21, 2011
Get the mike pizzamug. by Azriel December 23, 2003
Get the Stoner Pizzamug. Jose: Man, I gave her a mexican pizza last night.
Juan: Oh shit, how'd she take it?
Jose: She bit it.
Juan: Oh shit, how'd she take it?
Jose: She bit it.
by ThePizza December 13, 2009
Get the Mexican Pizzamug. A tactics regularly used by twitch debaters where they eat pizza to deradicalize watchers form both the left and the right.
Destiny is utilizing a popular tactic that is very effective called pizza tactics. What he is doing by eating the pizza is drawing attention away from intricate arguments and bringing your attention to the pizza he is eating
by Problematize March 14, 2021
Get the pizza tacticsmug. To add extra cheese, peperoni, olives and other tasty items to a cheap and boring store bought frozen pizza before baking it in the oven. It infinitely multiplies its deliciousness.
Henrietta: Want to come over to my house? I'm pimpin' a pizza.
Julio: Maybe. What kind of tasty shit are you adding to it?
Julio: Maybe. What kind of tasty shit are you adding to it?
by Quiff Studdley October 22, 2009
Get the Pimpin' a pizzamug. by Captn Pants December 8, 2015
Get the poofters pizzamug. A pizza with toppings which completely cover the crust all the way to the edge, as found in styles such as Detroit, Sicilian, and Grandma pizzas.
Pizza Bones are the "un-topped" outer edges of pizza crusts, which are discarded by some eaters for being frequently hard and flavorless, and generally the most uninteresting part of most pizzas. Covering the entire crust surface with sauce, toppings, and cheese creates a pizza which does not generate these "bones", being instead uniformly edible and to some palates, vastly superior to "pizza with 🅱️ones in".
The term "boneless pizza" may be utterly baffling and alien to those who are unaware of the existence of non-bone-generating pizza styles, or of the mere use of the term "bones" to refer to said pizza crust edges.
Pizza Bones are the "un-topped" outer edges of pizza crusts, which are discarded by some eaters for being frequently hard and flavorless, and generally the most uninteresting part of most pizzas. Covering the entire crust surface with sauce, toppings, and cheese creates a pizza which does not generate these "bones", being instead uniformly edible and to some palates, vastly superior to "pizza with 🅱️ones in".
The term "boneless pizza" may be utterly baffling and alien to those who are unaware of the existence of non-bone-generating pizza styles, or of the mere use of the term "bones" to refer to said pizza crust edges.
Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.
*phones pizza*
a different Person 2, who actually has a clue: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1: lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: So, a St. Louis style, with what toppings?
Person 1: uhhhhhhh...pepperonis. Cheese. Wit extra pepperonis.
*order continues*
*phones pizza*
a different Person 2, who actually has a clue: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1: lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: So, a St. Louis style, with what toppings?
Person 1: uhhhhhhh...pepperonis. Cheese. Wit extra pepperonis.
*order continues*
by haloInverse November 25, 2018
Get the Boneless Pizzamug.