Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied

I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload

by tecopux June 2, 2022

fucking job

You just searched this to see "get a fucking job" at the mug section.

I need a fucking job

by Fucking freelancer March 20, 2021

PB and Jobs

A sexual position in which one takes halves of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and places them on the cheeks of someone giving a blowjob. Once the blowjob recipient is about to finish, the halves are taken off and the recipient releases semen into the sandwich. The person giving the blowjob, then proceeds to eat the entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich (with semen).

My girlfriend said she was hungry, so I offered her my PB and Jobs.

by The Grey Poupon Turtle February 11, 2014

Grease Job

The act of taking bacon grease or INDUSTRIAL lubricant, applying it to your partner's fat rolls, and fucking the fat rolls.

Credit: Shark

Dude, Lauren gave me the sickest grease job last night. Shit was wild.

by BaconGreaser January 18, 2025

Gob-Job

A blob in where the giver sucks cocaine off of the receivers erect willy. Originating from the YouTuber Goblin who is most known for his “cocaine chronicles” series of story time videos

“Damn she gave me the gob-job after picking up that gram last night”
“That’s bussin G”

by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020

butter hand job

Trouser biscuit

She gave him a trouser biscuit at Denny's for his birthday. Best butter hand job ever!

by Candermusic January 23, 2018

band job

a combination of oral sex and wanking off a sexual partner. One may perform oral stimulation on the tip while giving a hand job to the rest of the penis or start with oral sex before finishing with a hand job or perhaps any own personal combination of the two with the aim for maximum sexual stimulation

She gave him a band job, that’s a double whammy the lucky bitch

by Matt Raesake July 13, 2021